fat foil 

An overweight friend exploited by an insecure female to make herself look better in comparison. Said female will often hypocritically gush about the fat foil's "voluptuous" body, intelligence and sense of humor and claim she doesn't get why men don't appreciate her friend's stellar qualities. Needless to say, she will unceremoniously dump the foil if the foil loses weight and becomes even remotely attractive herself.

Megan: Wow, Charlotte looks so curvy in that dress. I don't why guys aren't all over her. You know, she'd be considered beautiful if she lived in Victorian times.

Guy at bar: Yeah, I get it, she's your "fat foil." Can I have your phone number?

fat foil by Sparkler10 September 7, 2010

Foilsick 

Feeling ashamed after revealing a little too much of yourself to someone - allowing them to clear a view on your pettiness, your anger, your cowardice and childlike vulnerability - wishing that you didn’t have a deep disdain for who you think you actually are.

Jim- I’m feeling very Foilsick right now.
Bob-why?
Jim-I told this girl about how I’m feeling/my emotions.

Foilsick by Ej<3 January 18, 2022

helix fossil 

The God of Anarchy and father of Bird Jesus. The prophecy says the helix will guide his followers though all evil and silence the democracy of the dome.

Praise the almighty helix fossil!

helix fossil by aaabaaajss March 2, 2014

Tin Foil Garbage Can

A device from Sharper Image that keeps the trash warm so it doesn't get cold and go bad and start to stink.

Tin Foil Garbage Can keeps the trash warm, keeps the garbage good, and keeps the house smelling fresh and not stinking like shit.

Tin Foil Garbage Can by Solo Amadeus January 31, 2022

fojilun 

1. Radish
2. Another name for a filthy half-fag. Should never be used in vain.

1. She swallowed her hot steaming fojilun in one swift gulp
2. "I saw you with those conjoined twins last night, you're such a fojilun!"

fojilun by wingmidget December 10, 2017

Fossilitis 

An illness depicted in the show Fullmetal Alchemist, in which the body of the infected person slowly turned to stone. Most medicine would not work to combat this disease, and the only cure for this illness was the fabled philosopher's stone.

Fossilitis

Fossilitis by Ethereal_Child June 3, 2011

foilissimo 

Adj.

1. (of a performance) very intensely fah-bulous, usually impromptu, solo piece

Even though it deviates from the planned performance, neither the fellow performers nor the audience/viewers object, because it enhances the original performance.

2. incredibly good, unbelievably good, defies expectations with how fabulous it is, utterly fah-bulous

Christine: That guitar sesh in the outro was foilissimo!
M: Oh you mean how he went off-script when he started jamming with his guitar but it only made the performance more incredible?
Christine: Yes! And also how utterly fah-bulous the actual jam was!
Dona: Foilissimo indeed!

foilissimo by OnlyFAHms April 8, 2021