Foilage 

Noun

1. An event not occurring due to an unlucky circumstance outside original plan

2. Failure of a plan involving a third party.

3. When something or someone prevents something from happening through intervention.

1. Three friends meet up in the neighborhood. They decided to go to the local park to smoke a joint together. One of them ran inside his house to tell his mom that he and the guys were going to hang out. A few minutes later he came out and said, "Fuck man...I can't go, my grandmas coming over!" His friends were visibly annoyed by this. One exclaimed, "Foilage man! That's fuckin' foilage!"

2. A guy is in a bar flirting with a female, hoping to take her home and have sex with her. Another man comes along and starts flirting with her as well. He wins her over and she goes home with him instead. The guy looks down at his crotch and whispers, "foilage".

Foilage by SaffronFairy September 8, 2013

Foilage 

When there is foil in your leaves

This word was created on the channel Evan and Katelyn in the video Following a Bob Ross Paiting Tutorial.

“I am creating some foilage”
“Look at this nice foilage”

Foilage by SirSingsAlot January 5, 2021

foilage 

multi-purpose expression filling in gaps anywhere "you know what I'm sayin'" would work. Works for good news and bad news,greeting, and salutation. When you sense a situation you may use this word. Destined to be used in a Snoop Dog Video. Sums up a situation.

Yo Snoop, I like your televizzle. "Foilage."
Or Man I got grounded. "Foilage"

foilage by K Stepp May 26, 2003

foilage 

expression for bling.

Man check out the ride - foilage

foilage by M. C. Scammer March 3, 2005

Frankfurter foliage 

The pubic hair surrounding, and often intruding onto the male phallus.

Jane: 'Wow, Johnny, I like what you've done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'

Frankfurter foliage by Anonymous submissions November 13, 2016

foulage 

The, largely meat-based, human waste that comes for one's anus. More commonly referred to as feaces.

The toilet was heavily sprayed with foulage.

foulage by Zonal K June 23, 2018

failage 

When faith is so cruel that it pwns you with the amount of fail that it provides given the circumstances. In other words, a massive fail that marks you for the rest of your life. The ultimate self-embarrassment.

Example 1: Masturbating in front of your laptop when you've forgotten the webcam on after speaking to your grandparents in Florida would be failage.

Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.

failage by sveti_shano_birminghamski2 January 14, 2010