Noun
1. An event not occurring due to an unlucky circumstance outside original plan
2. Failure of a plan involving a third party.
3. When something or someone prevents something from happening through intervention.
1. An event not occurring due to an unlucky circumstance outside original plan
2. Failure of a plan involving a third party.
3. When something or someone prevents something from happening through intervention.
1. Three friends meet up in the neighborhood. They decided to go to the local park to smoke a joint together. One of them ran inside his house to tell his mom that he and the guys were going to hang out. A few minutes later he came out and said, "Fuck man...I can't go, my grandmas coming over!" His friends were visibly annoyed by this. One exclaimed, "Foilage man! That's fuckin' foilage!"
2. A guy is in a bar flirting with a female, hoping to take her home and have sex with her. Another man comes along and starts flirting with her as well. He wins her over and she goes home with him instead. The guy looks down at his crotch and whispers, "foilage".
2. A guy is in a bar flirting with a female, hoping to take her home and have sex with her. Another man comes along and starts flirting with her as well. He wins her over and she goes home with him instead. The guy looks down at his crotch and whispers, "foilage".
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This word was created on the channel Evan and Katelyn in the video Following a Bob Ross Paiting Tutorial.
This word was created on the channel Evan and Katelyn in the video Following a Bob Ross Paiting Tutorial.
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multi-purpose expression filling in gaps anywhere "you know what I'm sayin'" would work. Works for good news and bad news,greeting, and salutation. When you sense a situation you may use this word. Destined to be used in a Snoop Dog Video. Sums up a situation.
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Jane: 'Wow, Johnny, I like what you've done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'
by Anonymous submissions November 13, 2016
Get the Frankfurter foliage mug.The, largely meat-based, human waste that comes for one's anus. More commonly referred to as feaces.
by Zonal K June 23, 2018
Get the foulage mug.When faith is so cruel that it pwns you with the amount of fail that it provides given the circumstances. In other words, a massive fail that marks you for the rest of your life. The ultimate self-embarrassment.
Example 1: Masturbating in front of your laptop when you've forgotten the webcam on after speaking to your grandparents in Florida would be failage.
Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.
Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.
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