Fossilitis 

An illness depicted in the show Fullmetal Alchemist, in which the body of the infected person slowly turned to stone. Most medicine would not work to combat this disease, and the only cure for this illness was the fabled philosopher's stone.

Fossilitis

Fossilitis by Ethereal_Child June 3, 2011

fossilizing 

the act of napping so frequently that you feel like youre going to calcify and turn into a fossil.

It's three in the afternoon, time for fossilizing.

fossilizing by Zzzzzzzzzz63 September 3, 2011

Fossilicious 

The state of being old, yet still somewhat desirable.

"Is my body too fossilicious for you?"

Fossilicious by The Mighty Mushu December 1, 2022

Flossinitis 

A debilitating addiction to those named Floss. Symptoms include: trips to Walmart, “ripping”the gym, being attracted to short people, ignoring your friends, being terrible at tanks, eating almonds, having a bad sense of humor, and only drinking tweas.

Dmac has a bad case of flossinitis.

Flossinitis by moose1234 September 14, 2021

flossinitis 

a debilitating addiction to girls named Floss.

Symptoms include: ditching your friends, eating almonds, ripping the gym, going to Walmart/target and telling the disease causer that your friends hate her.

Dmac has a bad case of flossinitis!

flossinitis by moose1234 September 22, 2021