Fossilitis 

An illness depicted in the show Fullmetal Alchemist, in which the body of the infected person slowly turned to stone. Most medicine would not work to combat this disease, and the only cure for this illness was the fabled philosopher's stone.

Fossilitis

Fossilitis by Ethereal_Child June 3, 2011

fossilizing 

the act of napping so frequently that you feel like youre going to calcify and turn into a fossil.

It's three in the afternoon, time for fossilizing.

fossilizing by Zzzzzzzzzz63 September 3, 2011

Fossilicious 

The state of being old, yet still somewhat desirable.

"Is my body too fossilicious for you?"

Fossilicious by The Mighty Mushu December 1, 2022

Flossinitis 

A debilitating addiction to those named Floss. Symptoms include: trips to Walmart, “ripping”the gym, being attracted to short people, ignoring your friends, being terrible at tanks, eating almonds, having a bad sense of humor, and only drinking tweas.

Dmac has a bad case of flossinitis.

Flossinitis by moose1234 September 14, 2021

flossinitis 

a debilitating addiction to girls named Floss.

Symptoms include: ditching your friends, eating almonds, ripping the gym, going to Walmart/target and telling the disease causer that your friends hate her.

Dmac has a bad case of flossinitis!

flossinitis by moose1234 September 22, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020