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onyx the fortuitous 

Onyx The Fortuitous (AKA Weird Gamer Guy, Weird Satanist Guy, Weird Arby's Guy, Weird Furry Guy, ETC.) Is a well known internet personality played by Andrew Bowser. He has his own webshow called "The Shadow Zone." He formerly lived in his mother's basement and is commonly seen drinking tiny wines.

Known catchphrases by him are "I dunno", "____ is pretty cool!" "Choke me Devil Daddy, Choke me!" "Notice me Senpai, Notice me!" "How deep does that hole go?"
Onyx The Fortuitous is the sexiest man on the planet.
onyx the fortuitous by devildaddy February 4, 2018

fortuitous 

She was extremely fortuitous that the assistant manager was fired, for she then gained a new job with better pay!
fortuitous by tinadrummin November 17, 2005

Fortuitiveness 

A word used to describe really great music. Specifically music that will have an everlasting contribution to all of society.
The fortuitiveness of that music will last forever!
Fortuitiveness by Billie1212 January 8, 2011

Trux fortuita 

Jim”Hey Bob you’re a Trux fortuita”

Bob” what, hey fuck you
Trux fortuita by Afilthycasual November 25, 2020

Fortnity 

People Who Play Fortnite Too Much And There Parents Dislike Them Because Of It.
Joe Get Off Fortnite, You Are To Fortnity!
Fortnity by KookOkos November 26, 2018

Fortuitous 

/see also fortuity. This serves as reference to the story “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland,” by Lewis Carroll, during the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party. The word “fortuity” means “four-to-a-tea,” which sums similar things up. Fortuitous is everyone for tea: connectivity, inclusivity. All for tea unless your tea sours the whole bunch.
It was rather fortuitous that Odd needed water and Even needed fabric, as this helped them both through the storm.
Fortuitous by MichyLaMichy May 27, 2022