fortuitous

extremely lucky, fortunate, unexpected

She was extremely fortuitous that the assistant manager was fired, for she then gained a new job with better pay!

by tinadrummin November 17, 2005

Fortuitous

/see also fortuity. This serves as reference to the story “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland,” by Lewis Carroll, during the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party. The word “fortuity” means “four-to-a-tea,” which sums similar things up. Fortuitous is everyone for tea: connectivity, inclusivity. All for tea unless your tea sours the whole bunch.

It was rather fortuitous that Odd needed water and Even needed fabric, as this helped them both through the storm.

by MichyLaMichy May 27, 2022

fortuitous bust

When your NFL team loses a playoff game to its most annoying division rival, because of one brilliant defensive play which stumped your incredible offense.

It was a fortuitous bust that the Seahawks stopped the Rams at the goal line in the 2025 NFC Championship Game.

by britishmetric144 February 4, 2026

onyx the fortuitous

Onyx The Fortuitous (AKA Weird Gamer Guy, Weird Satanist Guy, Weird Arby's Guy, Weird Furry Guy, ETC.) Is a well known internet personality played by Andrew Bowser. He has his own webshow called "The Shadow Zone." He formerly lived in his mother's basement and is commonly seen drinking tiny wines.

Known catchphrases by him are "I dunno", "____ is pretty cool!" "Choke me Devil Daddy, Choke me!" "Notice me Senpai, Notice me!" "How deep does that hole go?"

Onyx The Fortuitous is the sexiest man on the planet.

by devildaddy February 4, 2018

fartuitous

A fart that comes at a fortunate or lucky moment.

Bob knew that it was fartuitous that his nemesis was the only person to get on the elevator at that very moment.

by scrapiron777 May 10, 2009

fortnitus

When someone gets sleep exhaustion from playing to much Fortnite

“Why’s John not here at school?”
“Oh, he was up too late and he got Fortnitus.”

by Atticus7362 May 6, 2018

Fortnitus

That one Autistic kid in your class who still spends racks on fortnite, often , someone who has contacted a bad case of Fortnitus, will always be that kid who misses school in the week, just to get some more wins and then they proceed to tell everyone the next day. Often this person is a massive virgin and aspires to be like ninja (and comes into school lookin like Ninja's billboard)

damn, Rafi Goldsmith hasn't been back to school in months, think he got a case of Fortnitus?

WTF!!!!, did you hear that the autistic guy with a bad case of Fortnitus maxed out his dad's credit card and now he can't afford child support LMAO Xd

by anti_social_social_club March 1, 2019