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No, I'm just getting shafted like an independent contractor so my boss doesn't have to pay my fortion of social security!
fortion by Rofl P. Lulz March 16, 2009
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urban forting 

To create a room partition by using liberated (i.e. stolen) storage crates, usually from drug stores. Studio apartments can be turned into 2-bedroom homes by stacking crates to ceiling height plus additional crates can be converted to furnishing such as coffee tables, couches, and bed frames.
We turned Tony's studio apartment into a 3 room place through urban forting. Thanks CVS!
urban forting by goyadun August 25, 2013
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Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a fart in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time.
I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.
Fartion by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 18, 2009

Blow-Forting 

When one either gives or receives a blow job in a pillow or blanket fort.
Last night John and I made a pillow fort and before I knew it, I was blow-forting him.
Strong man. Aka Daddy. The guy you want to have your babies. Thick in all facets. A hard 10 (Man Dime) with a Dad Bod
Them Fortino boys are 👌🏻💯😍👅🍆
Fortino by YaaaBoiiiii2020 September 7, 2020

fortinayt 

A ripoff of the ripped fortinate

BROING BACK THAT FUCKING BUILDS AAAA
Fortinayt ili babaci
fortinayt by babaci12345 March 28, 2022

fortondoando 

In music, more than 3 f's on the sheet music; meaning to play very very very loud. So one 'f' written on the score means 'forte' or 'loud'.
ff = fortissimo
fff = fortississimo
ffff+ = fortondoando.
Beethoven: "fffff"
You: oh fortondoando. got it. *smashes piano with fist*
fortondoando by evilpojmaster February 7, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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