Fortmonth

Derived from Fortnite and Month, meaning a period of 2 months.

You've been a drifter for narry fortmonth Theodore.

by Lefty Activist November 18, 2020

Fortmonth

An indeterminable, long and agonizing amount of time.

It took me a fortmonth to get over the fact that I didn't coin the term fortminute.

by Gene Damian July 3, 2011

Fortmonth

Derived from "fortnight (2 weeks)" and "month," meaning a period of 14 months.

Theodore, you've been a drifter for nary a fortmonth.

by garfieldsrs March 27, 2023

Footmouth

When someone;enigma;etc. says something ridiculous and then regrets it. You can accuse them of being a 'footmouth'.

"Yo bro, why you gotta' be such a footmouth all the time?!"
"Man, sorry, just do that hustlin' all the time..."
...
"Footmouth..."

by .Enigma.Of.Anonymous. October 31, 2012

Fartmouth

A twin city to Dartmouth
May also refer to Fartmouth College

Jimmy calls himself an ivy league trained plumber. He went to Fartmouth.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

Fartmouth

One whose mouth is constantly farted into, and who therefore has farty breath. To make matters worse, people like this tend to insist on talking loudly and constantly.

After that fartmouth got done yelling about child support for two hours, the entire room smelled like a big giant fart.

by hjgdshafgyewh November 27, 2010

footmouth

A name you can call someone who has contracted a fungal infection

"Marcus, Alex and Dom you have footmouth!"

by CLETUS HOOD June 10, 2018