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Fortmonth 

An indeterminable, long and agonizing amount of time.
It took me a fortmonth to get over the fact that I didn't coin the term fortminute.
Fortmonth by Gene Damian July 3, 2011

Fortmonth 

Derived from "fortnight (2 weeks)" and "month," meaning a period of 14 months.
Theodore, you've been a drifter for nary a fortmonth.
Fortmonth by garfieldsrs March 27, 2023
When someone;enigma;etc. says something ridiculous and then regrets it. You can accuse them of being a 'footmouth'.
"Yo bro, why you gotta' be such a footmouth all the time?!"
"Man, sorry, just do that hustlin' all the time..."
...
"Footmouth..."
Footmouth by .Enigma.Of.Anonymous. October 31, 2012

Fartmouth 

A twin city to Dartmouth
May also refer to Fartmouth College
Jimmy calls himself an ivy league trained plumber. He went to Fartmouth.
Fartmouth by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

Fartmouth 

One whose mouth is constantly farted into, and who therefore has farty breath. To make matters worse, people like this tend to insist on talking loudly and constantly.
After that fartmouth got done yelling about child support for two hours, the entire room smelled like a big giant fart.
Fartmouth by hjgdshafgyewh November 27, 2010
A name you can call someone who has contracted a fungal infection
"Marcus, Alex and Dom you have footmouth!"
footmouth by CLETUS HOOD June 10, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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