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fartionate

Describes the beneficial status of someone's passing gas, such as the timing, quantity/odoriferousness, decibel-volume, etc. of said whizzpopper, which gave you an unexpected break; perhaps it allowed you a "second chance", covered some other embarrassing/revealing noise, changed the subject, relieved an awkward silence, etc.
Unexpected anal-eruptions can also be decidedly "UNfartionate", as well, such as when you're in the middle of "delicately" undressing a hot chick in preparation for sex, giving someone a massage or soothing/comforting embrace, etc.
fartionate by QuacksO May 30, 2019
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fashionate 

one who is passionate about fashion, and keeps themselves 'hip on the scene' by continually updating their wardrobe to stay in step with the everchanging fashion world. these individuals are also able to comprise a hot outfit if given the right tools, no help required.
peter is a fashionate man

in the fashion industry, one can find several fashionate folk, but it is a sad time when the fashion whores, people who skimp off of others passion for fashion, are confused with being a fashionate individual.

fashion whores shop at a&f, hollister, and ae, but only by the outfits pre-done on the displays, and where them only in the way they first saw them. they are not fashionate.

why you be so dang fashionate?!
fashionate by zammie March 31, 2006

Factinate 

Factinate is a garbage website that that steals people's posts from Reddit and re-posts them without their permission. So, to Factinate something, is essentially the act of stealing from one website and re-posting it somewhere else.
"Factinate is a shitty website that steals stuff."
Factinate by Drake's Revenge October 7, 2019

Fartipated 

Like constipated. But... fartipated.
You know when you really have to fart (not like you usually want to fart, but still) and you just can't and it's like painful?

Hence fartipated.
Fartipated by watermelongirl August 18, 2009

fartinator 

a person with super fart powers
ohh nooo who will save us now
never fear fartinator is here

fashionate 

v. 1. to transfix and hold spellbound by an irresistible outfit, ie there is lots of fashionating stuff going on in New York this week.
Fashionated is derived from the Latin fashionare, which loosely translates to “what the fuck is that dude wearing?”
fashionate by terriblog October 1, 2009

fashionate 

a fusion of the words passionate and fashion. to be passionate about fashion.
Yeah, I'll go to the mall with you. You know I'm fashionate.
fashionate by Ona B August 8, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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