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Fort Knockers 

1. A highly guarded and secretive goldmine of one's adult material. Usually referenced in regard to a voluminous and particularly titillating collection.

2. Hooters restaurants.
Jamie (older gentleman): Have you noticed how there are less and less Fort Knockers around.

Shane (older gentleman): Yeah, with the internet now a days people are beginning to abandon the gold standard of porn, choosing to trade in papers and tapes for illicit web sites. I've heard one can get all sorts of diseases from sex, and now, viruses from the internet.

Jamie (older gentleman): Kids these days just don't understand. But alas the world is changing.

Shane (older gentleman): Indeed
Fort Knockers by Titman69 July 22, 2009

fort knockers 

The stretch of fabric on a t-shirt located directly between a lady's girls.
Alexander: Dude, check out how tight the fort knockers on that girl is!!!

Devon: I know!!! If her girl's were any larger, fort knockers would come a tumblin' down!!!!
fort knockers by Adron Quixote March 18, 2011

fartknocker 

A generic insulting noun, coined by Butthead of MTV's Beavis and Butthead.
While they were watching the premier of GWAR's "Saddam a Go-Go" video, Beavis got in Butthead's line of view of the TV. Butthead shouted "Move it, fartknocker!"
fartknocker by SoulfulZen May 15, 2005

Fartknocker 

A semi-derogatory term that is based on a long, popping fart that simulates the sound of knocking; often farted on wooden chairs.
kiss my ass you fartknocker
Fartknocker by Jodayo July 20, 2003

fartknocker 

derogatory term used to describe a homosexual male. a term given to the penetrator, not the penetraitee. the act of man on man love would "knock" a fart back up where it came from. similar too 'packing the fudge'
they're just a couple of fartknockers.
fartknocker by tony bob May 28, 2006

fartknocker 

A totally disreputable person.

Common since the mid-1950s.
That yuppie boss of ours is a real fartknocker.