8 definitions by SoulfulZen

v dub

A volkswagon automobile made after the "Unpimp your auto" commercials began airing.

"Dis is V dub, representin' deutchland!"-actual volkswagon commercial

by SoulfulZen January 29, 2007

frenum ladder

Also called a Jacob's Ladder, it is a series of surface piercings along the underside of the penis. Can accompanied by a hafada ladder and/or a gouche ladder

Dude, do you think if I got a frenum ladder, the chicks would want me to fuck them more?
Probably, but do you really want to broadcast that you have metal in your dick?

by SoulfulZen January 18, 2006

fartknocker

A generic insulting noun, coined by Butthead of MTV's Beavis and Butthead.

While they were watching the premier of GWAR's "Saddam a Go-Go" video, Beavis got in Butthead's line of view of the TV. Butthead shouted "Move it, fartknocker!"

by SoulfulZen May 14, 2005

flatty

Noun: a woman with a flat chest.

Shut up, ya stupid titless flatty.

by SoulfulZen April 25, 2005

shitsmear

An asshole or a shit stain in the underpants.

That stupid shitsmear hick has a shitsmear the size of fuckin I-25! I can see it through his overalls!

by SoulfulZen July 20, 2005

hafada ladder

A series of piercings running along and perpendicular to the crease of skin in the center of the scrotum. Can be accompanied by a frenum ladder and/or a gouche ladder

Sure, hafada piercings may be traditional in Arab culture, but why get a hafada ladder?

by SoulfulZen January 18, 2006

gouche ladder

A line of barbell piercings along the gouche (also spelled guiche), usually perpendicular to the line of skin. Not sure if it's more common in women or men. Men occasionally also have a frenum ladder and a hafada ladder.

Gouche ladders actually aren't that painful, as they are simply surface piercings. They're just a series of gouche piercings!

by SoulfulZen January 11, 2006