Definitions by SoulfulZen

v dub 

A volkswagon automobile made after the "Unpimp your auto" commercials began airing.

"Dis is V dub, representin' deutchland!"-actual volkswagon commercial

v dub by SoulfulZen February 1, 2007

hafada ladder 

A series of piercings running along and perpendicular to the crease of skin in the center of the scrotum. Can be accompanied by a frenum ladder and/or a gouche ladder

Sure, hafada piercings may be traditional in Arab culture, but why get a hafada ladder?

hafada ladder by SoulfulZen January 18, 2006

gouche ladder 

A line of barbell piercings along the gouche (also spelled guiche), usually perpendicular to the line of skin. Not sure if it's more common in women or men. Men occasionally also have a frenum ladder and a hafada ladder.

Gouche ladders actually aren't that painful, as they are simply surface piercings. They're just a series of gouche piercings!

gouche ladder by SoulfulZen January 17, 2006

frenum ladder

Also called a Jacob's Ladder, it is a series of surface piercings along the underside of the penis. Can accompanied by a hafada ladder and/or a gouche ladder

Dude, do you think if I got a frenum ladder, the chicks would want me to fuck them more?
Probably, but do you really want to broadcast that you have metal in your dick?

frenum ladder by SoulfulZen January 17, 2006

shitsmear 

An asshole or a shit stain in the underpants.

That stupid shitsmear hick has a shitsmear the size of fuckin I-25! I can see it through his overalls!

shitsmear by SoulfulZen August 10, 2005

fartknocker 

A generic insulting noun, coined by Butthead of MTV's Beavis and Butthead.

While they were watching the premier of GWAR's "Saddam a Go-Go" video, Beavis got in Butthead's line of view of the TV. Butthead shouted "Move it, fartknocker!"

fartknocker by SoulfulZen May 15, 2005

Earth 

1: The universe's insane asylum. Current inmates: Homo Sapiens. Everything else is just innocent. Nature is our jailkeeper.
2: Hell
3*: Mostly Harmless
4*: Computer designed to figure out the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything
5: Only planet in the system of Sol capable of sustaining life.
6: Pathetic
7: A rathole being killed by its scourge: intelligent life
Note that definitions # 3 and 4 are from The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Earth is the most horrendous place in the galaxy, and it houses the most fucked-in-the-head species in the universe. Good luck in hell, fuckers.

Earth by SoulfulZen April 30, 2005