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A generic insulting noun, coined by Butthead of MTV's Beavis and Butthead.
While they were watching the premier of GWAR's "Saddam a Go-Go" video, Beavis got in Butthead's line of view of the TV. Butthead shouted "Move it, fartknocker!"
by SoulfulZen May 14, 2005

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Noun: a woman with a flat chest.
Shut up, ya stupid titless flatty.
by SoulfulZen April 25, 2005

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Also called a Jacob's Ladder, it is a series of surface piercings along the underside of the penis. Can accompanied by a hafada ladder and/or a gouche ladder
Dude, do you think if I got a frenum ladder, the chicks would want me to fuck them more?
Probably, but do you really want to broadcast that you have metal in your dick?
by SoulfulZen January 17, 2006

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1: The universe's insane asylum. Current inmates: Homo Sapiens. Everything else is just innocent. Nature is our jailkeeper.
2: Hell
3*: Mostly Harmless
4*: Computer designed to figure out the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything
5: Only planet in the system of Sol capable of sustaining life.
6: Pathetic
7: A rathole being killed by its scourge: intelligent life
Note that definitions # 3 and 4 are from The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Earth is the most horrendous place in the galaxy, and it houses the most fucked-in-the-head species in the universe. Good luck in hell, fuckers.
by SoulfulZen April 30, 2005

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A series of piercings running along and perpendicular to the crease of skin in the center of the scrotum. Can be accompanied by a frenum ladder and/or a gouche ladder
Sure, hafada piercings may be traditional in Arab culture, but why get a hafada ladder?
by SoulfulZen January 17, 2006

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A volkswagon automobile made after the "Unpimp your auto" commercials began airing.
"Dis is V dub, representin' deutchland!"-actual volkswagon commercial
by SoulfulZen January 28, 2007

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An asshole or a shit stain in the underpants.
That stupid shitsmear hick has a shitsmear the size of fuckin I-25! I can see it through his overalls!
by SoulfulZen July 19, 2005

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