foregetful

How da shifty-eyed Auric Goldfinger was regarding da fact dat he and James Bond were both supposed to be playing by da "strict rules of golf".

Actually, Goldfinger was both "FOREgetful" AND "FOURgetful", in dat he was absent-minded about said "playing by da book" agreement at least dat many times --- (1) "If that's his original ball, I'm ARNOLD PALMER!", (2) "Five minutes are almost up, Mr. Goldfinger --- a lost ball will cost you stroke and distance.", (3) not checking to see if he was teeing off his own ball, and (4) not immediately realizing da degree of significance regarding his having used a Slazenger 7 golf ball instead of his original Slazenger 1 ball.

foregetful by QuacksO October 19, 2025

Forgetful Lucy Day

Forgetful Lucy Day is celebrated every October 13th, in honor of the date on which Lucy Whitmore had her terrible car accident.

From the film "50 First Dates", Lucy Whitmore (Drew Barrymore) now lives out every day believing that it is still October 13th.

Couples and friends can celebrate Forgetful Lucy Day by pretending they've never met before, buying a pineapple, watching "50 First Dates", and sending each other walrus-themed cards.

Darren - Good morning babes, Happy Forgetful Lucy Day!

Geraldine - AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Who are you and what are you doing in my bed!!!!!!!!

Forgetful Lucy Day by malarky2020 November 5, 2009

Forgetful 

...sorry what was the word again?

....wha? hmm? ohhhhh.....

Forgetful by callinghome November 2, 2004

forgetfileness 

Forgetting to attach a file to an e-mail message. See also attachment disorder.

Boss: Joe, you forgot to attach the document to your e-mail.
Joe: Sorry, dude. Please excuse my forgetfileness.

forgetfileness by Evannk March 13, 2008

Forgetfulness 

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Forgetfulness... now what does that mean again?

Forgetfulness by EthanRDoesMC December 31, 2016

forgetful latin teacher 

when your latin teacher is going over the do-now and all of a sudden he says something like "i wish i had more time" or "how was your weekend, johnny?" meanwhile johnny's name is really anthony.

anthony: "the definition of car is an object with a motor and engine that transports people from location to location."

mr. pietrucha: "thank you johnny... i went to oklahoma city this weekend with my wife and saw the giants play football. where am i?"

anthony: "i never thought i would say this, but i have a forgetful latin teacher."

forgetful latin teacher by D Siegs June 3, 2010

Forgetful Sanchez 

This is where the woman has forgotten that the cock was just up her butt and the man sticks it up to her mouth and she starts sucking on it. Only to remember instantly when she tastes her own pooh on his pecker. Then the woman usually instantly spits out some brownish looking liquid and says 'Yuck!' See also Sneaky Sanchez or Dirty Sanchez

After anal sex your girlfriend goes to the bathroom and is sitting on the toilet shitting out the wad you just dumped up her ass. You walk in and stick your dick in her face and she starts sucking on it. She tastes the shit and spits in the sink and you walk out giggling and very proud of yourself as she's calling you an asshole. Thus she becomes the Forgetful Sanchez.

Forgetful Sanchez by Jiminy & Jenny Cricket November 6, 2006