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An object, person, or concept that is appropriate to the speaker and his/her personality.
That Prada leather briefcase is for me.
for me by bronkyfalafel August 30, 2003
Nah. You haven't done anything for me. You are trying to take something FROM me and your role in this is non-existent. You get nothing. I get all of it. Whatever you gained is getting reduced to 0.
Hym "You did nothing for me. You are trying to steal from me and I am not sharing my success with someone who tried to steal it for themselves."
For me by Hym Iam December 20, 2025

for me to poop on 

Generally preceded by a complement and an expression of gratitude by another.

Originated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Me: Hey, that is a good shirt
You: Really? Thank you!
Me: For me to poop on!!!!

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

from the "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" show. Standard insult given by Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog. Used at the end of a sentence to change a comment/statement/compliment into an insult or put-down. Notice the context of the sentence examples to see how to use it (or decline to use it.)
good time to use it: Oh yes, I just bought your new CD, Ashlee, and it is the greatest thing in the world.....FOR ME TO POOP ON!
bad time to use it: Mom, can you make some Rice Krispies treats......FOR ME TO POOP ON? *gets smacked by Mom, then Dad, then by the rest of the family*
FOR ME TO POOP ON! by earpuller December 28, 2005

For me not for thee 

"for me not for you", it's an old english Shakespearian way of saying "it's for me not for thee (you)"
The package is for me not for thee, bugger off thee!
For me not for thee by SomeDude2022 February 15, 2022

for me page 

when your friend sends you 20 or so Tiktoks in the span of one hour
Me: Hey did you see the Tiktok I sent you?
Friend: dude you didn't send me a tiktok you send me a whole for me page !
Me: a what?
Friend: the 20 or so Tiktoks in the span of one hour
for me page by WelcomeMat April 11, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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