Briefcase 

Noun- someone that completely lacks knowledge and looks foolish because so

"Jesus Christ. You're such a briefcase Mike; Robert Frost wasn't just stopping by woods on a snowy evening."

Briefcase by Jesus Christ $uperstar October 13, 2009

Briefcase 

The sexual act at which a male/female inserts a long enough double-ended dildo into one's mouth as well as their rectal cavity creating a "handle" like connection between mouth to ass. While listening to "The People's Court" theme song, the sexual partner will then lift the handle and walk around the room as if entering a courtroom and drop the briefcase.

Man - Hey, I've been feeling pretty BUMMED. I was hoping you'd be able to give me the briefcase tonight?
Woman - Absolutely honey, I will get the DVR up with the most recent "The People's Court"
Man - Thank you! I really need to get dragged around
Woman - It's my pleasure, I love carrying you around.

Briefcase by Stess_90 September 14, 2020

Briefcase 

A reference from spongebob squarepants when he and Patrick were married, when Patrick being the man of the family was confronted by spongebob about forgetting his briefcase full of donuts

Patrick you forgot your briefcase

Briefcase by Filipinofoods February 20, 2018

briefcase 

a case with a handle; for carrying papers or files or books

in fact he looked like a typical businesman...you know,dark suit and briefcase

briefcase by maorongrong July 24, 2007

Briefcase 

To smuggle drugs in ones anal orifice to transport past TSA or other security

I refused to smoke the joint Kevin brought because I knew he briefcased it passed security

Briefcase by diggerz March 7, 2017

Briefcase 

When you capture your ejaculation in your foreskin to be deposited later.

Don't worry I briefcased, so there is no mess in the bedroom.

Briefcase by ibcuibds'uvs November 11, 2014

Briefcase 

A box of Franzia, (boxed wine) preferably chilled and ready to go.

Person 1: Did you really bring Franzia to a party?

Person 2: No man this is my briefcase. I have some business to attend to.

Person 1: That's one hell of a briefcase.

Briefcase by alejandrobot July 21, 2010