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An object, person, or concept that is appropriate to the speaker and his/her personality.
That Prada leather briefcase is for me.
for me by bronkyfalafel August 30, 2003
Nah. You haven't done anything for me. You are trying to take something FROM me and your role in this is non-existent. You get nothing. I get all of it. Whatever you gained is getting reduced to 0.
Hym "You did nothing for me. You are trying to steal from me and I am not sharing my success with someone who tried to steal it for themselves."
For me by Hym Iam December 20, 2025

for me to poop on 

Generally preceded by a complement and an expression of gratitude by another.

Originated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Me: Hey, that is a good shirt
You: Really? Thank you!
Me: For me to poop on!!!!

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

from the "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" show. Standard insult given by Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog. Used at the end of a sentence to change a comment/statement/compliment into an insult or put-down. Notice the context of the sentence examples to see how to use it (or decline to use it.)
good time to use it: Oh yes, I just bought your new CD, Ashlee, and it is the greatest thing in the world.....FOR ME TO POOP ON!
bad time to use it: Mom, can you make some Rice Krispies treats......FOR ME TO POOP ON? *gets smacked by Mom, then Dad, then by the rest of the family*
FOR ME TO POOP ON! by earpuller December 28, 2005

For me not for thee 

"for me not for you", it's an old english Shakespearian way of saying "it's for me not for thee (you)"
The package is for me not for thee, bugger off thee!
For me not for thee by SomeDude2022 February 15, 2022

for me page 

when your friend sends you 20 or so Tiktoks in the span of one hour
Me: Hey did you see the Tiktok I sent you?
Friend: dude you didn't send me a tiktok you send me a whole for me page !
Me: a what?
Friend: the 20 or so Tiktoks in the span of one hour
for me page by WelcomeMat April 11, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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