footure

How to say the word "future" if you just don't care to worry about it everyday.

"Ever been been to the footure?"
"Yeah, I just got back"
"How was it?"
"Fine"

by beautifulanarchy November 1, 2008

foodture

What your next meal, snack or eating activity will be.

It is getting late and you have been drinkning. You need some grub. You turn to your buddy and say "What's in our foodture?"

by Noneyabisnes April 19, 2013

Foolure

A foolure is a fool and a failure combined. Don't be one.

Lad: Aw dang...I just spilled my choco-milk

Gal: YOU'RE SUCH A FOOLURE!!!!

by runningirl04 October 4, 2011

forture

to venture forth to a distant destination

Let us forture to the kingdom of doom!

by DemonlyDivineDuo May 24, 2005

Footrest

A piece of furniture that can serve as a great place to Makeout, Dryhump and finger your girlfriend.

Guy: Hahaa!!!
Friend: What? Why you laughing?
Guy: Me and my Girlfriend dryhumped on that footrest until I came!!

by Bam Bam69 January 27, 2009

fosture

fart posture; any position in which farting becomes easier and more enjoyable or satisfactory.

My brother practices fosture by spreading his butt cheeks and farting into the air. The positions of fosture are endless.

by doodooking13 June 28, 2012

footurbate

The act of rubbing your own feet.

My feet are killing me. I'm going to have to footurbate.

by Jim McMaster November 1, 2007