fosture

fart posture; any position in which farting becomes easier and more enjoyable or satisfactory.

My brother practices fosture by spreading his butt cheeks and farting into the air. The positions of fosture are endless.

by doodooking13 June 28, 2012

Fostered

Acting on an opinion or judgment hastily and without properly analyzing whether these actions would cause one’s self or others great stress or aggravation.

I was all alone in that laneway, I approached this guy by myself and really FOSTERED everything up for myself and the other guys on my team.

by Flashy33 September 22, 2020

fostered

Similar to being tom sawyered. Being suckered into doing something which you originally thought was fun, only to turn out that what you are doing is indeed not fun.

"Come on, lets go chasing tornadoes. It'll be fun."

"No the last time you fostered me into chasing tornadoes I ended up in a mexican prison with a guy giving me a dirty sanchez."

by pylorns February 23, 2008

fostered

when a woman is gang raped on a pinball machine a la jodie foster in 'the accused'.

i got so drunk last night i barely remember getting fostered before i left the bar.

by tayintheway January 16, 2011

forture

to venture forth to a distant destination

Let us forture to the kingdom of doom!

by DemonlyDivineDuo May 24, 2005

footure

How to say the word "future" if you just don't care to worry about it everyday.

"Ever been been to the footure?"
"Yeah, I just got back"
"How was it?"
"Fine"

by beautifulanarchy November 1, 2008

fosure

yes sure.

person 1 "are you coming out 2nite"
person 2 "fosure"
person 1 "8 o'clock then"

by jazz_spaulding January 13, 2009