Footbread

An action or actions that spur an immediate breakup. Seen as doing irreparable damage that a person cannot stomach, fathom or even understand how to get over it.
This definition stems from a content creator in 2025 pressing her bare feet into slices of bread for a client paying over $500. Her boyfriend accidentally ate the bread and upon finding out what she had done to it he immediately broke up with her.

Nah that’s footbread, I’m out! I’m done! It’s over!

by Creemoweet September 2, 2025

footyheads

The plural of footyhead, also known as champion. Footyheads are a bunch of boys who believe that they are the top dogs of the school. Footyheads come in large packs with several following behind them trying to fit in. These large packs have very broad shoulders and a very very deep voices. Keep your distance as if you look at them twice they will think you want a fight. You will here them chanting; lets go, champion, i back it and several other sayings. All of them have nicknames and secret handshakes. They are the best at every sport and know every player. They may also like to cause riots and loud cheers to show off to other males. if you are sitting next to them you will find them copying you as the are unintelligent. Beware they may jump and hit each other on the chest.

Normal Male: "look at these boys i wish i was just like those guys are so cool."
Normal Male: *looks at them again*
Footyheads: *the pack turns*
Footyheads: "wat you say champion, you wanna fight zanebruh get him"
Footyheads in back of pack: "I back it chief, swing bruhh you wouldnt

Footyheads: "nahhh you wouldnt champion"
Normal Male: *turns around* * walks other way* "nevermind footyheads are to cool for me smh my head"
Footyheads: "Take a walk champion"

by Ruebs2_ February 23, 2018

foothead

One whose head measures a foot or more in height

Dude, check out that foothead!
Fuck. His head's bigger than a big sandwich!!

by James Bassett Symons May 28, 2009

Flatbread

What a person is called when they think they have an ass, but they clearly don't.

She doesn't have an ass, she is a flatbread.

by llama.com January 13, 2018

Flatbread

A fat girl who miraculosly has a flate chest.

Flat- her chest
Bread- her obesity making her feel "soft", like bread.

Man, that bitch you got is a flatbread, she's fat with no titties.

by khades March 22, 2009

Foolbreed

Someone who is a particular breed of moron for failing to comply with the basic standards of social living.

A person missing a key component to living life in the 'now'.

Two foolbreed idiots spent over $500/each at a Vegas strip-club one time and left excited because they made new Facebook friends.

by The Truth2010 September 30, 2010

Flatbread

A word an idiot who can't spell accidentally typed instead of 'Felt that'

"I'm failing school."
"Flatbread."

by SadHufflepuff January 12, 2021