Foolure

A foolure is a fool and a failure combined. Don't be one.

Lad: Aw dang...I just spilled my choco-milk

Gal: YOU'RE SUCH A FOOLURE!!!!

by runningirl04 October 4, 2011

footure

How to say the word "future" if you just don't care to worry about it everyday.

"Ever been been to the footure?"
"Yeah, I just got back"
"How was it?"
"Fine"

by beautifulanarchy November 1, 2008

FoolURL

A shortened URL that leads to unexpected content.

Damn!

That guy tweeted ANOTHER stupid map location instead of a picture of the party!

Stupid FoolURLs!!!

by elcocopeli September 1, 2009

Foolbreed

Someone who is a particular breed of moron for failing to comply with the basic standards of social living.

A person missing a key component to living life in the 'now'.

Two foolbreed idiots spent over $500/each at a Vegas strip-club one time and left excited because they made new Facebook friends.

by The Truth2010 September 30, 2010

Foolgree

An academically educated person who is completely and totally committed to the idea that the information in there degree certification is and always will be 100% totally accurate.

You know doctors used to advise people to smoke that had lung issues? Yes they it was due to foolgree

by TAV-OH June 25, 2024