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How to say the word "future" if you just don't care to worry about it everyday.
"Ever been been to the footure?"
"Yeah, I just got back"
"How was it?"
"Fine"
footure by beautifulanarchy November 1, 2008
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A shortened URL that leads to unexpected content.
Damn!

That guy tweeted ANOTHER stupid map location instead of a picture of the party!

Stupid FoolURLs!!!
FoolURL by elcocopeli September 1, 2009

Foolbreed 

Someone who is a particular breed of moron for failing to comply with the basic standards of social living.

A person missing a key component to living life in the 'now'.
Two foolbreed idiots spent over $500/each at a Vegas strip-club one time and left excited because they made new Facebook friends.
Foolbreed by The Truth2010 September 30, 2010

Foolgree 

An academically educated person who is completely and totally committed to the idea that the information in there degree certification is and always will be 100% totally accurate.
You know doctors used to advise people to smoke that had lung issues? Yes they it was due to foolgree
Foolgree by TAV-OH June 25, 2024

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026