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How to say the word "future" if you just don't care to worry about it everyday.
"Ever been been to the footure?"
"Yeah, I just got back"
"How was it?"
"Fine"
footure by beautifulanarchy November 1, 2008
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A shortened URL that leads to unexpected content.
Damn!

That guy tweeted ANOTHER stupid map location instead of a picture of the party!

Stupid FoolURLs!!!
FoolURL by elcocopeli September 1, 2009

Foolbreed 

Someone who is a particular breed of moron for failing to comply with the basic standards of social living.

A person missing a key component to living life in the 'now'.
Two foolbreed idiots spent over $500/each at a Vegas strip-club one time and left excited because they made new Facebook friends.
Foolbreed by The Truth2010 September 30, 2010

Foolgree 

An academically educated person who is completely and totally committed to the idea that the information in there degree certification is and always will be 100% totally accurate.
You know doctors used to advise people to smoke that had lung issues? Yes they it was due to foolgree
Foolgree by TAV-OH June 25, 2024

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026