An academically educated person who is completely and totally committed to the idea that the information in there degree certification is and always will be 100% totally accurate.
You knowdoctors used to advise people to smoke that had lung issues? Yes they it was due to foolgree
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.