footurbate

The act of rubbing your own feet.

My feet are killing me. I'm going to have to footurbate.

by Jim McMaster November 1, 2007

flaturbate

To fart while masturbating.

Last night I flaturbated and it ruined my good time.

by K@ E. June 20, 2007

fasturbate

1) the act of masturbating when in a hurry

2) masturbation under time-restrictions

my parents were coming home soon so I had to fasturbate

by Chris "KMoney" Mason December 2, 2005

Fooderbate

Eating something boring and fantasizing that it is actually something good. similar to masturbating but involving food and non-sexual

Last night I wanted Pizza so bad but I was broke and only had a loaf of bread so I fooderbated about Pizza while I ate boring toast.

I fooderbate about lobster all the time.

by Canucks Fan April 3, 2006

fraturbate

the act of masturbating while drinking a low quality beer and wearing a backwards hat.

Tim fraturbated all day yesterday in the Pike house.

by MEATDONKEE April 29, 2010

fapturbate

Jerkin off.

Austin's sister is really hot. I'm going to fapturbate to her.

by BFFN July 11, 2009

Foodurbating

When you're eating one kind of food, possibly a less appealing one, and pretending it's another type of food that tastes better.

I was eating these disgusting and stale oreos because there wasn't anything else to eat last night, so i started foodurbating and pretended it was steak.

by Edgar Allan Snyder September 3, 2010