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text footsie 

Texting (or emailing) another co-worker during a meeting when you are both at the meeting table, about weasely things you're too embarrassed to ask for out loud like a real man.
At work, in a meeting, Alan sends text footsie: Hey Mandy, you look great today. Can you send me that link to that thing I have to present next?? THX!!
text footsie by OttoPup January 8, 2014
As in Playing footsie (under the table)

The act of flirting in which one secretly touches the feet or legs of another with one's own, as under a table.
Have you been playing footsie with me under the table during dinner?
Footsie by George April 22, 2004
Word of the Day on June 28, 2007

Footlicker 

A person with a big ass foot feddish and cant stop licking feet, sucking toes, staring at feet and constantly rubbing them
Jerry and Bob are footlickers
Footlicker by Frautschy March 16, 2019
Footsle is a way to show affection for your loved ones. It’s another form of sex but can not get someone pregnant. It works well for people who have a foot fetish.
Sembiyan: I want to have footsle with you!
Bob: Me too!
*Sembiyan shoves his foot in and out of bobs

mouth*
*Bob is having the time of his life because he has a foot fetish and having a foot inside his mouth is pleasurable for both Bob and Sembiyan*
Footsle by FootsleFan July 23, 2019

Southern Footsie 

The act of using the arches of your feet to jack off someone while swimming in the lake.
Brian blew the biggest load in his pants from the southern footsie that Amanda gave him while we were all in the lake.
Southern Footsie by Bazooman September 6, 2010
n. flatulance in such a cold environment that one might expect it to solidify like an icicle.

Alternatively used as an expression of disappointment or to describe one's behavior. Synonymous with crapsack, poopsack, fartsack.
It's so cold out here I'm producing fartsicles!

You're such a fartsicle!
fartsicle by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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