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Festicle
Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?
Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!
Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!
Festicle by FLUSHTHATSHITDOWN April 19, 2009
Related Words
Fistsicle • fisticle • festicle • Fartsicle • fatsicle • Fessticles • fiasticle • Fishsticle • fishticles • fissile
Festicle.
A festering Testicle. Usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. The festicle may also occur on a living male. Usually after the insertion of testicles into another persons mouth. see teabag.
fartsicle
n. flatulance in such a cold environment that one might expect it to solidify like an icicle.
Alternatively used as an expression of disappointment or to describe one's behavior. Synonymous with crapsack, poopsack, fartsack.
Alternatively used as an expression of disappointment or to describe one's behavior. Synonymous with crapsack, poopsack, fartsack.
fartsicle by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006
fisticle
1. When you're giving some dude a hard-ass fisting and your fist tears through his colon and ends up inside of his sac.
2. A fist that has replaced one or both of the testes as a result of deep violent fisting.
2. A fist that has replaced one or both of the testes as a result of deep violent fisting.
fisticle by Selur Natas September 9, 2004
fatsicle
fatsicle(noun): pronounced fat-sick-cull, a slang term for ice cream cone or frozen yogurt cone; now used to refer to any sort of fattening dessert that doesn't necessarily take "cone form". Guilty parties include Sonic Blasts and Dairy Queen Blizzards.
Nick: Where'd you go man?
Mike: I ran out to Dairy Queen, I had to grab a late-night fatsicle.
Professor: A fatsicle is like a popsicle, except you know...made out of fat.
Mother: I picked up a couple fatsicles for the boys.
Observer: I just drove by Dairy Queen and there's about 50 people outside sucking on fatsicles.
Mike: I ran out to Dairy Queen, I had to grab a late-night fatsicle.
Professor: A fatsicle is like a popsicle, except you know...made out of fat.
Mother: I picked up a couple fatsicles for the boys.
Observer: I just drove by Dairy Queen and there's about 50 people outside sucking on fatsicles.
Festicles
The act in which a male / or transvestite (whatever u prefer), will paint their balls, one red one green, and their cock stripy as a candy cane, in the joy a spirit of celebrating the festive christmas season.....or any other time,, you then have FESTICLES
Josh - Dude ur festicles are hanging out!!!
Al - Oh i know
Josh - Man u sure do love christmas
Al - That i do my friend..that i do
Josh - U know what (whips out festicles), so do I
Al - Sweet, Lets strut with pride
(continues to walk down the road)
Al - Oh i know
Josh - Man u sure do love christmas
Al - That i do my friend..that i do
Josh - U know what (whips out festicles), so do I
Al - Sweet, Lets strut with pride
(continues to walk down the road)
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