Fistsicle 

The act of turning someone into a human popsicle by placing your fist into their vagina or anus.

How bad was jail last night?

It was horrible, someone made me their fistsicle.

Fistsicle by JBMR May 8, 2013

Festicle 

A Festival of testicles!

Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?

Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!

Festicle by FLUSHTHATSHITDOWN April 19, 2009

Festicle. 

A festering Testicle. Usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. The festicle may also occur on a living male. Usually after the insertion of testicles into another persons mouth. see teabag.

1.) As i went to pierce guy's scrotum, i realised he had a festicle.

2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.

Festicle. by sam nutt May 3, 2007

fartsicle

n. flatulance in such a cold environment that one might expect it to solidify like an icicle.

Alternatively used as an expression of disappointment or to describe one's behavior. Synonymous with crapsack, poopsack, fartsack.

It's so cold out here I'm producing fartsicles!

You're such a fartsicle!

fartsicle by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006

fisticle 

1. When you're giving some dude a hard-ass fisting and your fist tears through his colon and ends up inside of his sac.
2. A fist that has replaced one or both of the testes as a result of deep violent fisting.

The mayor puked up his salmon dinner when I gave him a fisticle.

fisticle by Selur Natas September 9, 2004

fatsicle

fatsicle(noun): pronounced fat-sick-cull, a slang term for ice cream cone or frozen yogurt cone; now used to refer to any sort of fattening dessert that doesn't necessarily take "cone form". Guilty parties include Sonic Blasts and Dairy Queen Blizzards.

Nick: Where'd you go man?
Mike: I ran out to Dairy Queen, I had to grab a late-night fatsicle.


Professor: A fatsicle is like a popsicle, except you know...made out of fat.


Mother: I picked up a couple fatsicles for the boys.


Observer: I just drove by Dairy Queen and there's about 50 people outside sucking on fatsicles.

fatsicle by nkooky5 March 17, 2009

Festicles 

The act in which a male / or transvestite (whatever u prefer), will paint their balls, one red one green, and their cock stripy as a candy cane, in the joy a spirit of celebrating the festive christmas season.....or any other time,, you then have FESTICLES

Josh - Dude ur festicles are hanging out!!!
Al - Oh i know
Josh - Man u sure do love christmas
Al - That i do my friend..that i do
Josh - U know what (whips out festicles), so do I
Al - Sweet, Lets strut with pride
(continues to walk down the road)

Festicles by Josh.T May 13, 2008