A sex act where the male helicopters his genitals after sex, while the female shoots his dick and nuts with a C02 fire extinguisher until empty. The resulting frozen member is then used as a dildo.

Andrew: "I need to go to the hospital."
Clyde: "Why?"
Andrew: "I tried to make a flopcicle and it broke off she wouldn't give it back , I had to call the police to get her to drop it."
Clyde: "God Andrew I barely even know you."

Flopcicle by Jizzintheshizz April 3, 2019

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footsicle

The feeling of numbness after exposing your feet to cold temperatures even though they were dressed appropriately for the conditions.

My 2 year old daughter coined the term after a frigid nighttime walk in the stroller and tried to say "my foot is cold" but came out as footsicle!

My feet feel like a pair of footsicles!

footsicle by FJCruiserTT March 6, 2011

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Flopsicle

A limp penis.

Jen: "Did you end up going home with John last night?"
Karen: "Yeah. But it was a total bummer. We didnt have sex because his penis was a flopsicle all night."
Jen: "Yeah I hate when they cant get it hard!"

Flopsicle by yumyzombieparts December 1, 2011

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