footix

Term to describe someone that acts like he’s a pro footballer, a wannabe.

Shut up you footix, you don’t know anything about football.

by anonymous March 3, 2024

Vegan eel footing

Vegan eel footing is a term commonly used referencing the act of making love towards your grandparents dog at exactly 1:30 am to 1:33 am. This term is mostly used in South Africa, from where it originated from on January 23 1997. Over the past few years, this word has really taken a massive increase in the skateboarding community, as they say it quite frequently. Skateboarders have made the use of the term increase by at least 87% over the course of 3 years.

Boy: Oh man! That was the best vegan eel footing we’ve had in a while.

Dog: *barks in anus pain*
Boy: Oh sorry, I guess I was a little rough, I’ll won’t be as hard next time.

Dog: *anus bleeds*

by Fiv32210 October 14, 2023

Gorilla Footing

The act of a person or something making very loud stomping noises, typically an upstairs neighbor, or somebody slamming their feet on the stairs.

“I couldn’t hear the TV because my mom was gorilla footing upstairs.”

“Who the hell is gorilla footing in the house?”

“I purposely Gorilla foot in my living room to piss off the neighbors”

by Burd D June 29, 2020

pussy footin

Procrasinating or taking your time doing something you were suppose to be rushing to do.

mookie if you dont stop pussy footin around and bring yo ass on !

by 2R3AL4Y@L March 9, 2015

Footinch

A type of measurements that is believed to be 13 inches

Adrian:is there a way to say 26 inches easier?
Victor:ya my dude, 2footinches!

by Unlucky waffles October 12, 2017

Extreme Two Footing

Extreme Two Footing... Extreme Two Footing is a fad created by three friends in 2011. The rules of Extreme Two Footing requires a person to jump and touch an object of their choice with both feet. The participants feet are not required to touch the object with both feet at the same time; however, both feet must come in contact with the object before landing on the ground. The more random and extravagant the venue, the more extreme the experience will be. The stunt must be recorded on video or pictures and then uploaded to a social networking site to be accounted for.

Extreme Two Footing is not a professional sport by any means.

The first known injury from Extreme Two Footing was documented on August 5th, 2011. A founding creator attempted a new stunt which resulted in a mild laceration to the finger.

Extreme Two Footing was created with no special intentions other than to have fun and to be creative.

Me: Hey, I bet you won't jump and do some extreme two footing off that tree.
You: Oh yeah? Watch this! (Jumps and touches both feet on the tree)

by Raddog August 6, 2011

footie

Short for football (i.e. soccer)

I'm going to watch the footie match this afternoon, care to join me?

by Hellish November 13, 2004