fobet 

A man who could be classified as a hobbit with minimum to no facial hair. They try to act like they know much, but their brain capacity is so minute that they really aren’t that smart

Jeffrey - “the people try to suppress my words, but here is the difference between you and i. the infidels fail to compress my world, but here i lie as i yank the world by its tie.”

Nicolas - “Eat this response you fobet”

fobet by wenyengabrielkenyansoldier March 15, 2023

Foyet 

verb (past foyeted) trans.

1. To brutally murder someone's wife over the phone while they listen helplessly.

2. To go on a killing spree and then stab yourself several times, and therefore fool the FBI into thinking you're not the guy they're looking for.

3. To go through a whole phone book, and ask everyone if Haley is there.

4. (intrans.) To have a fondness for deals.

Person 1: Did the FBI catch the Boston Reaper?
Person 2: Nah, he Foyeted them all.

Foyet by nonsensicalrealities December 3, 2011

Ash foetus 

A very delicious delicacy. Serve it to anyone(ingredients:human egg, 500g ash, 100g dog meat,1 liter oil, 1 chicken egg

1)Burn your relative for ash

2)Take some menustrated blood

3)Incubate the blood to create undeveloped fetuses

4)dip the foetus in egg

5)then coat it with ash

6)Preheat oil to 170 degrees for 10 minutes

7)Place ash foetus inside and cook it for 2 minutes

8)place some RAW dog meat on cooked ash foetus for more flavor

9)Serve and enjoy!

Saibo: OOo...Nice dinner! What are we eating?

Mickey mouse: Ash foetus with dog meat!

Saibo: Mmm...what a delicacy! I can't wait to savour some! My saliva is already dripping!

Ash foetus by Gourment of Ash food September 27, 2019

go foetal

the very act of adopting the foetal position when under extreme stress, very cold, or scared shitless.

In this position, the back is curved, the head is bowed, and the limbs are bent and drawn up to the torso.

Dianne saw the massive alpha gorilla descending upon her and decide to go foetal.

Once the gorilla saw that she'd gone foetal, he lost interest and decided to share his banana with someone else.

go foetal by Leopolis October 2, 2010

foetal grand 

A baby grand piano that is so tiny it is more of a foetus than a baby.

We specially hired a baby grand piano to be played at our charity concert, but the piano they delivered was sooo tiny it was surely only a foetal grand.

foetal grand by Scarlett.007 July 10, 2010

fobsta 

Term short for:
F-Fell
O-Off
B-Boat
S-Swam
T-To
A-America

Another form of the word fob (Fresh of the Boat)

Guy 1: Wuddup Fobsta!
Guy2: Dont fun me.

fobsta by x_azn January 22, 2004

Foret 

Pronounced (for-ay). Standard unit of measurement used for approximating the difference between actual odometer speed and legal speed limit on roadways. This unit possesses a factor of 11 miles/hour and is only applied when actual speed limit is greater than legal speed limit.

For instance, if John was driving his automobile 81 miles/hour on Interstate 10, which has a legal speed limit of 70 miles/hour, he would be traveling 1 Foret.

81 m/hr - 70 m/hr = 11 m/hr = 1 Foret

Another example, if Jane was traveling at 38 miles/hour on an elementary school property, which has a legal speed limit of 5 miles/hour, she will be traveling 3 Forets.

38 m/hr - 5 m/hr = 33 m/hr = 3 Forets

Jane is going to jail.

Andy: Man... I got a speeding ticket...
Wilbert: Really? Where at?
Andy: On I-610. I was only going 2 Forets.

Wilbert: 82 mph! Dude, cops around here pull you over for going 61 in a 60! You know better.

Foret by SaltyFour November 13, 2015