foet 

Someone who tries to rhyme their Facebook status updates or comments.

Sometimes written as fboet where the f is silent presumably to sound more like poet.

That dude's a foet he gives updates on skates and comments in sonnets.

foet by thecritter March 18, 2011

Foet 

A faux poet. Said person will attempt to seem deep and complex by spewing constant poetic verses and phrases. They can either be their own creation or someone else's(which is most often the case); they don't care. The only thing they care about is that everyone hears about it; all day, everyday. More often than not these people are moody, inconsiderate, drama queens. The poems they write while seemingly meaningful, are just that- SEEMINGLY meaningful. They don't actually have any connection to any part of this persons life; they just act like it does.

Guy 1- What was with that dude? "We only have ourselves in the end, so don't let the time drain away like an hourglass." What a foet.

Guy 2- Yeah, he doesn't seem to have anything better to do than recite poetry. The other day he comes up to me and says, "I don't shine like a diamond, but my heart is hard as one." Real poets don't go around bringing people down with their dumbass thoughts.

Foet by Mr.BlueJay March 23, 2011

Ash foetus 

A very delicious delicacy. Serve it to anyone(ingredients:human egg, 500g ash, 100g dog meat,1 liter oil, 1 chicken egg

1)Burn your relative for ash

2)Take some menustrated blood

3)Incubate the blood to create undeveloped fetuses

4)dip the foetus in egg

5)then coat it with ash

6)Preheat oil to 170 degrees for 10 minutes

7)Place ash foetus inside and cook it for 2 minutes

8)place some RAW dog meat on cooked ash foetus for more flavor

9)Serve and enjoy!

Saibo: OOo...Nice dinner! What are we eating?

Mickey mouse: Ash foetus with dog meat!

Saibo: Mmm...what a delicacy! I can't wait to savour some! My saliva is already dripping!

Ash foetus by Gourment of Ash food September 27, 2019

go foetal

the very act of adopting the foetal position when under extreme stress, very cold, or scared shitless.

In this position, the back is curved, the head is bowed, and the limbs are bent and drawn up to the torso.

Dianne saw the massive alpha gorilla descending upon her and decide to go foetal.

Once the gorilla saw that she'd gone foetal, he lost interest and decided to share his banana with someone else.

go foetal by Leopolis October 2, 2010

foetal grand 

A baby grand piano that is so tiny it is more of a foetus than a baby.

We specially hired a baby grand piano to be played at our charity concert, but the piano they delivered was sooo tiny it was surely only a foetal grand.

foetal grand by Scarlett.007 July 10, 2010

foety 

an alcoholic beverage sold in a 40 oz bottle

I got a foety a Old E an a fat blunt

foety by Trevbo July 13, 2004

foetnite 

A very ebic term used by true gaemers.

Foetnite.

foetnite by foetnite September 23, 2019