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verb (past foyeted) trans.

1. To brutally murder someone's wife over the phone while they listen helplessly.

2. To go on a killing spree and then stab yourself several times, and therefore fool the FBI into thinking you're not the guy they're looking for.

3. To go through a whole phone book, and ask everyone if Haley is there.

4. (intrans.) To have a fondness for deals.
Person 1: Did the FBI catch the Boston Reaper?
Person 2: Nah, he Foyeted them all.
Foyet by nonsensicalrealities December 3, 2011
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someone who stalks and brutally murders your wife
hey you got foyet'd
foyet by catboyreid February 6, 2021

lawyer foyer 

A two-story tall entryway typically found in a McMansion that is emblematic of a powerful institution yet comprised of cheap and tacky finishes.
From the outside I could tell it was a McMansion, but the Kinkade hanging in the Lawyer Foyer was the icing on the cake.
lawyer foyer by LochNessa7 April 23, 2018

Fayetteville 

The home of the University of Arkansas Razorbacks. The windiest city in America (On top of the Hill).
-Located in NWA.
-Dickson street- "party central". Lined with bars and restaurants.
-Pop. (58,000)
-College Town
Kevin K: When are we going to Fayetteville b/c I want to PARTY at the U of A!
Tyler H: Whenever gas goes down.
Fayetteville by Austin Star February 16, 2009

Ash foetus 

A very delicious delicacy. Serve it to anyone(ingredients:human egg, 500g ash, 100g dog meat,1 liter oil, 1 chicken egg

1)Burn your relative for ash

2)Take some menustrated blood

3)Incubate the blood to create undeveloped fetuses

4)dip the foetus in egg

5)then coat it with ash

6)Preheat oil to 170 degrees for 10 minutes

7)Place ash foetus inside and cook it for 2 minutes

8)place some RAW dog meat on cooked ash foetus for more flavor

9)Serve and enjoy!
Saibo: OOo...Nice dinner! What are we eating?

Mickey mouse: Ash foetus with dog meat!

Saibo: Mmm...what a delicacy! I can't wait to savour some! My saliva is already dripping!
Ash foetus by Gourment of Ash food September 27, 2019

Juan Foyth 

See him over there
'What Juan Foyth'

Yeah, he's the goat
Someone/somebody that goes to extremes for comedic effect, while the result is the opposite.
That guy is so foyent, he tried to prank the principal but ended up getting suspended.
Foyent by Blackout_ February 27, 2020