Foret 

Pronounced (for-ay). Standard unit of measurement used for approximating the difference between actual odometer speed and legal speed limit on roadways. This unit possesses a factor of 11 miles/hour and is only applied when actual speed limit is greater than legal speed limit.

For instance, if John was driving his automobile 81 miles/hour on Interstate 10, which has a legal speed limit of 70 miles/hour, he would be traveling 1 Foret.

81 m/hr - 70 m/hr = 11 m/hr = 1 Foret

Another example, if Jane was traveling at 38 miles/hour on an elementary school property, which has a legal speed limit of 5 miles/hour, she will be traveling 3 Forets.

38 m/hr - 5 m/hr = 33 m/hr = 3 Forets

Jane is going to jail.

Andy: Man... I got a speeding ticket...
Wilbert: Really? Where at?
Andy: On I-610. I was only going 2 Forets.

Wilbert: 82 mph! Dude, cops around here pull you over for going 61 in a 60! You know better.

Foret by SaltyFour November 13, 2015

Rebecca Foret 

Someone who's feet make substantial noise when walking down hallways and likes to giggle a lot.

Person 1: "Was that a drive-by I just heard?!"
Person2: "Nah, that was Rebecca Foret. Them feet slap hard, yo"

Rebecca Foret by K-Drizzle-All-Dizzle September 22, 2022

Firetruck Game 

The Firetruck Game is a game where someone puts there hand on the other persons inner thigh and travels upwards until the other person says 'Red light'. But the thing is...the other person doesn't stop and typically replies with 'Firetrucks Don't Stop At Red Lights'. This game is typically used for an excuse for SA (Sexual Assault) and it is a very bad game. (Unless you play with CONSENT AND CONSENT ONLY)

Person 1: Hey what's the firetruck game?

Person 2: It's a game that typically ends with someone getting sexually assaulted/raped...why?

Person 1: Well Steven asked me to play it with him last night.

Person 2:...Block and ignore him

Firetruck Game by BetterluckXNexttime January 7, 2022

Foreclosure By Owner 

A behind-on-mortgage-payments homeowner that tries to sell their own home without a real estate agent (For Sale By Owner). This is a desperate stall tactic, often the last one possible, to delay foreclosure while the homeowner finds a new place to live (parents, friends, apartment, rental housing, etc). Often the house is abandoned the same day the "For Sale By Owner" sign is placed in the yard. Observers may also notice the homeowners taking objects that would typically be left behind if they actually intended on honestly selling the home, to include fences; sink fixtures; cabinetry; exterior lighting fixtures; counter tops; and et cetera.

It becomes clear to observers that the homeowners are in no way serious about selling the home, but it is obviously a stall tactic to pilfer and move as much value out of the home before they jingle mail the mortgage company. Another clear sign is that the asking price set for the house is insane, priced unreasonably high so as to not even attract potential buyers.

Husband: Look at the Joneses... that is the 3rd sink fixture I've seen them put on the moving truck today, plus they took down the fence and left the fence posts!! I went to "ABC-fsbo.com" as listed on the sign they put in the front yard this morning and they're asking 20% more than what they paid for the place at the top of the housing bubble!! They're never going to sell in this real estate market.

Wife: Yep! This has Foreclosure By Owner written all over it.

Foreclosure By Owner by ImperialFleet1 September 24, 2011

forealsies

An acceptable means to express just how real or how serious a situation is.

London: "I just ran over Bryce's girlfriend with my car."
Kim: "Forealsies?"

forealsies by kimdon March 23, 2009

Persian Firetruck

An intricate sexual maneuver that requires patience, a hairy bush and an incredibly high pain tolerance. First - the man takes a heavy kick to the nuts (has to be hard enough to rupture blood vessels). Wait a few days and abstain from ejaculation to allow the blood to clot and to build up a heavy load (think of fire-hose pressure). The sex itself can be in the style of your choosing but just before the man is about to cum, light the Partners bush on fire. When the man finally busts his monster load he aims to extinguish the fire (while his Partner wails like a siren). The dried blood in the semen will turn the jizz black like Persian Oil. Best performed on a magic carpet to achieve the full effect

I think I'll be limping for a week...I gave that girl I met at the library a Persian Firetruck last night!

Persian Firetruck by 00deecee00 July 4, 2016

Forearm grease 

(noun)
Phenomenon that occurs when wearing a long-sleeved shirt, jacket, sweater, etc. while carrying out a messy task with the hands (such as painting, eating tacos, sorting garbage, moving dusty furniture, changing a diaper, unclogging a toilet, or having sex).

The sleeves are rolled up in order to aid in providing more freedom and mobility with the hands, however, those gotdamn sleeves keep falling down and refuse to stay rolled up, resulting in them getting in the way and being dirtied in the process.

Usually and inexplicably happens with a piece of clothing that the owner particularly likes.

Larry: Yo, what's all that crud on the sleeves of your varsity jacket?

George: It sucks man, I was wearing it last night while Simone and I were doing the nasty. We were so hasty that I didn't feel like taking it off, so I rolled up my sleeves and proceeded to zoom-zoom in her boom-boom! ....Unfortunately, stupid gravity kept making the sleeves fall down and I got sex juice all over them.

Larry: Damn, son. Bad case of forearm grease. So.... how's dat Simone ass?

George: Larry, stfu

Forearm grease by Mr. Berzerker January 1, 2014