A terribly nasty raunchy dump.

Let me die.

A slimy little teat of a human, born 12 months premature with extensive megalomania

A bulge or growth that a woman has in her stomach that looks strange and creepy when she does not have the excuse of being pregnant. It is kind of like a beer belly that is caused by excess drinking of canned energy drinks.

Our Friend Chris Hodgkinson (a.k.a Pissed Chris). He's the youngest one of the group. with a balding hair line with a pint in his hand.
Many sotries related include: falling in a ditch, hugging lamposts, and sleeping in his own vomit!