flyrection

When you are wearing clothes with a thick fly that makes it look like you have an erection.

"Whats going on in your pants there toby?" "Nothing I just have a flyrection"

flyrection by Jmellor November 27, 2014

furection 

An erection caused by the stroking of real or fake fur. Very common in people with fur fettishes.

Earl: Renise wears her ugly llama jacket all the fucking time. It's so disgusting.
Annie: Oh I know, and it's especially disgusting when she strokes it and gets an erection.
Edna: It's called a furection, silly.

furection by chris dofer January 14, 2008

Famrection 

When you look at a really hot family member and you get an erection.

Dude I told my cousin I was gay , so she would change in front of me. I got a major famrection!

Famrection by blewdue April 12, 2015

Flection 

A flaccid erection, not containing the "umph" of a true erection. Oft obtained by men when just waking up, needing to go to the bathroom, or sitting on the bus thinking of nothing sexual whatsoever, so life becomes embarrassing when you stand.

Relationship
--
Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.

6th Grade Gym Class
--
Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.

Flection by greason January 20, 2010

fearection 

Sexual arousal combined with a feeling of intimidation and uncertainty, generally provoked by powerful/forceful women who are physically attractive. "Business sexual" clothing contributes to the condition. Referenced in the TV program, "Workaholics", on Comedy Central.

Adam was being reprimanded by his boss when he experienced a fearection. Her power was both erotic and dangerous. Her threats of violence decreased, but did not stop, his desire to make sweet love to her. His friends Anders and Blake confirmed that this is a fearection.

fearection by Rusanova June 19, 2011

fabrection 

The fabric-erection. It's the way the zipper of a pair of pants sticks up, making one look like they have a hard one when sitting down.

Girl: What's THAT!?!
Boy: Oh. Uh. It's my pants. They do that when I sit. Seriously! It's a fabrection! Come back! Please, come back!!!

fabrection by Baumbusch March 6, 2008

frection 

Flash erection.

An erection lasting a few micro-seconds. This is invisible to anyone but the trained eye. It is an involuntary muscle reflex.

Not to be confused with a "stirring in the loins" - a more labored and deliberate feeling, involving a certain degree of participation from the subject.

As the hot blonde whizzed by, Larry and Val each experienced warm frections

frection by Kaiser7890 June 2, 2007