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Flirjection 

A practice commonly used by women to reject a man who is interested in them and they are not interested in. This is done by flirting with him, leading him on, or acting sexually provocative. The result is that the man believes he is desired, when in reality he is not. Women believe this form of communication is very clear and are frequently surprised when they come off in the wrong way.
Tony: "You're beautiful and I love spending time with you. Want to go out on a date Saturday night?"
Carolyn: "Of course, I can't wait to see you again handsome!"

Sunday Afternoon....

Tony: "Why didn't you show up last night?"
Carolyn: "Well I just think we are better off as friends. Didn't I make that clear?"
Tony: "Oh I get it, you used flirjection on me. A simple 'no' would have sufficed."
Flirjection by Aceofqueens September 13, 2013
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flyrection

When you are wearing clothes with a thick fly that makes it look like you have an erection.
"Whats going on in your pants there toby?" "Nothing I just have a flyrection"
flyrection by Jmellor November 27, 2014
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A "thing" for red heads. Can be temporary or permanent. A fusion of the colloquial "fire crotch" and erection. Most often, but not exclusively, used by men lusting after gingers.
dude, I have had such a firection lately
Tell me about it man, I've had one since fourth grade!
Firection by aphnphlph April 24, 2011

Flirductionist 

A flirductionist finds getting a bf/gf easy.. they mastered the skills of flirting, and seduction both. they know what the other sex wants, and desires, and they know how to reach their arousal state.
I am a flirductionist. Master of Flirting and Master of Seducing. I can get anyone I want. I am not a hoe or a slut, i am only a Flirductionist.
Flirductionist by RonRonBinks December 28, 2017

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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