flurfie

upset, morose, haunted, sullen, acrimonious

The flurfie mood of the Thanksgiving dinner drove Johnny to cut himself.

by Robert M. Jackson January 16, 2007

fluffier

In the porn industry a paid stage hand so to speak who's job duties and description include but are not limited to getting the porn star erect and ready for his stage performance Techniques are likely to include rubbing sucking fondling pumping jacking the actor off to a point shirt of orgasm and applying makeup and lubricant as directed.

Porn star Big king James prefers Maria as his fluffier because with little time and effort she can have him ready for show time.

by Sluse-Pad May 4, 2014

rubbing fluffies

Lesbian sexual act, rubbing vagina's together

look at those lesbians they must be rubbing fluffies

by MW001 July 9, 2010

shit flurries

the wispy fecal matter remnants suspended in the toilet bowl following an inefficient flush, resembling that of a snow globe.

Get me some galoshes, that guy left his shit flurries in the bowl!

by Toe fan May 1, 2009

Muff Fluffies

Left over tissue in the private region of women after using the restroom. During oral sex, usually flicked or blown away. Ew. Gross.

"Bitch, I ain't licking that! Look at those muff fluffies!"

by Padam2 January 10, 2012

flurfnee

A complete euphanism for any curse

"Why you flurfing flurfer!" farmer Bob screamed at the kids stealing his cabbage

by Ivan Zero May 4, 2004

Flurfnee

n. Flurfnee
One who is being hit on the head with a salmon
v. Flurf
To hit a flurfnee with a salmon
n. Flurfer
One who hits a flurfnee with a salmon

Bob was promptly and violently flurfed after telling his friend he was a professional flurfnee

by Conor Bane March 30, 2004