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Being subject to or a victim of a series of nonsensical and/or confusing statements or instructions (subject to change mid-sentence) which leaves the receiver or victim in a state of total confusion or bewilderment. The receiver or victim is often paradoxically left feeling responsible for the lack of clarity or effectiveness resulting in extreme emotional and psychological distress.
Man, I was in that meeting for over an hour and have no idea what I am being asked to do...I got flurried!!!
Flurried by ConstantBewilderment August 20, 2018
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Verb...The state of being drunk while enjoying the flurryness of a McFlurry
I cant believe I drank all that Jungle Juice, whose down to get flurried right now?
Flurried by Robert Young 2 December 12, 2010

shit flurries 

the wispy fecal matter remnants suspended in the toilet bowl following an inefficient flush, resembling that of a snow globe.
Get me some galoshes, that guy left his shit flurries in the bowl!
shit flurries by Toe fan May 1, 2009

Flurries 

Street name for cocaine.
Hey man, you know where I could get some flurries?

Hey bro, lets go rail some flurries!
Flurries by Lindsey Lohan May 12, 2013
A snowflake that is usually known to be a smaller kind of snowflake in other words a snow flurrie.
Did you see those snow flurries? They're everywhere!
Flurrie by Flurriex November 20, 2019

snow flurries 

When you're at a concert attended by an overwhelming majority of people of the Caucasian persuasion and everyone waves their hands in the air.
"When Skrillex dropped the bass at the EDM festival, all you could see was snow flurries."
snow flurries by dance_king July 14, 2013

rectal flurries 

The condition that exists after a good chili party, where without splash you can coat the underside of the toilet seat.
After a week-long chili fest, the forecast called for rectal flurries.
rectal flurries by Professor T December 27, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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