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Being subject to or a victim of a series of nonsensical and/or confusing statements or instructions (subject to change mid-sentence) which leaves the receiver or victim in a state of total confusion or bewilderment. The receiver or victim is often paradoxically left feeling responsible for the lack of clarity or effectiveness resulting in extreme emotional and psychological distress.
Man, I was in that meeting for over an hour and have no idea what I am being asked to do...I got flurried!!!
Flurried by ConstantBewilderment August 20, 2018
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Verb...The state of being drunk while enjoying the flurryness of a McFlurry
I cant believe I drank all that Jungle Juice, whose down to get flurried right now?
Flurried by Robert Young 2 December 12, 2010

shit flurries 

the wispy fecal matter remnants suspended in the toilet bowl following an inefficient flush, resembling that of a snow globe.
Get me some galoshes, that guy left his shit flurries in the bowl!
shit flurries by Toe fan May 1, 2009

Flurries 

Hey man, you know where I could get some flurries?

Hey bro, lets go rail some flurries!
Flurries by Lindsey Lohan May 12, 2013
A snowflake that is usually known to be a smaller kind of snowflake in other words a snow flurrie.
Did you see those snow flurries? They're everywhere!
Flurrie by Flurriex November 20, 2019

snow flurries 

When you're at a concert attended by an overwhelming majority of people of the Caucasian persuasion and everyone waves their hands in the air.
"When Skrillex dropped the bass at the EDM festival, all you could see was snow flurries."
snow flurries by dance_king July 14, 2013

rectal flurries 

The condition that exists after a good chili party, where without splash you can coat the underside of the toilet seat.
After a week-long chili fest, the forecast called for rectal flurries.
rectal flurries by Professor T December 27, 2011