flurfnee

"Why you flurfing flurfer!" farmer Bob screamed at the kids stealing his cabbage

by Ivan Zero May 4, 2004

A dildo, specifically the rather large type consisting of steel. May have spikes.

Another definition is to use a salmon as the flurfnee.

After using my flurfnee, my rectum needed to heal for 3 days.

I didn't realise the flurfnee I was using was still alive.

by Maacks September 24, 2006

Flurfnee

n. Flurfnee
One who is being hit on the head with a salmon
v. Flurf
To hit a flurfnee with a salmon
n. Flurfer
One who hits a flurfnee with a salmon

Bob was promptly and violently flurfed after telling his friend he was a professional flurfnee

by Conor Bane March 30, 2004