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Fudgefinger

The awful condition experienced when you wipe your butt so vigorously that you pierce the toilet paper.
Between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that Vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.
Fudgefinger by geodave March 24, 2013

fanny fluttering

When you are sexually attracted to someone and you get butterflies in your vagina. I.e fanny fluttering
Sam called Danielle over and asked her if the fit guy over there made her horny I.e fanny fluttering
When someone is is getting a rimjob and shit in the persons face.
Fludging by Neeger August 17, 2015

Flussering

To swindle someone by deceiving them with the use of fictional and seemingly disconnected vocabulary.
"My sociological strata permits me to occupy the second-rate magical condition of historical information"
"Dude, are you flussering me right now?"
Flussering by Injio February 9, 2015

Flubbering Seal 

1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.

2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.

3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.

4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)
The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.

The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."

Flingering

Lifting a girl by her vagina and throwing her.
"Dude I was in a mosh pit and I threw this girl right over the barrier"

"No way"

"Yeah, It was a total flingering"
Flingering by R.Dog April 28, 2013