Fudgefinger

The awful condition experienced when you wipe your butt so vigorously that you pierce the toilet paper.

Between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that Vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.

Fudgefinger by geodave March 24, 2013

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fudgebanger

Gay guy
A guy who likes to bang penises
Likes to bang cocks

Idiot: 'Lmao fudgebanger!'
Gay: 'lmao stfu'

fudgebanger by Gay Satan 666 June 7, 2016

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fudge finger trucker special

An act performed by a truck stop prostitute where the finger gets inserted into a truckers ass before a healthy bowel movement to ensure the prostitute won’t get crapped on during any sexual acts. Just like checking the oil dipstick on your car to see where the oil level is.

Don’t go to the Flying Jays truck stop. The lot lizards there give you the old fudge finger trucker special!!!!!

fudge finger trucker special by mike charter January 26, 2022

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Fudge Finger

The art of wiping your turd covered fingers on the bathroom walls or objects after accidentally jousting your anus during a wipe.

Larry fudge fingered the toilet roll and walls of the bathroom stall after accidentally jousting his puckered starfish with his finger.

Fudge Finger by Crimson clam sauce June 24, 2024

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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