Fudgefinger

The awful condition experienced when you wipe your butt so vigorously that you pierce the toilet paper.

Between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that Vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.

Fudgefinger by geodave March 24, 2013

fudgebanger 

Gay guy
A guy who likes to bang penises
Likes to bang cocks

Idiot: 'Lmao fudgebanger!'
Gay: 'lmao stfu'

fudgebanger by Gay Satan 666 June 7, 2016

fudge finger trucker special

An act performed by a truck stop prostitute where the finger gets inserted into a truckers ass before a healthy bowel movement to ensure the prostitute won’t get crapped on during any sexual acts. Just like checking the oil dipstick on your car to see where the oil level is.

Don’t go to the Flying Jays truck stop. The lot lizards there give you the old fudge finger trucker special!!!!!

fudge finger trucker special by mike charter January 26, 2022

Fudge Finger 

The art of wiping your turd covered fingers on the bathroom walls or objects after accidentally jousting your anus during a wipe.

Larry fudge fingered the toilet roll and walls of the bathroom stall after accidentally jousting his puckered starfish with his finger.

Fudge Finger by Crimson clam sauce June 24, 2024