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flourescent

Da glow-in-da-dark property of sourdough when exposed to UV light.
If ya don't prefer fermented-flour bread over regular whole-grain but can't be sure of da difference just by sniffin' or lookin' at it, try takin' da sandwich dat yer hippie-pal made fer ya into a tannin' booth to see how flourescent it is before ya go cluelessly chompin' into it.
by QuacksO August 22, 2025
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flourescent bastard

the british police. who wear bright yellow jackets, also builders, and lollypop ladies
by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006
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Flourescent Mexican

The act of growing a dirty Mexican dirt-stache and then sticking your dick into a light socket so you light up and your mustache hairs stand on end.
Morgan: Yo, bro, I flourescent Mexican-ed myself last night while Joanna was in the shower before I sodomized her with my penis!
Alex: That shit is so sick, man! Nice stasch by the way.
by Bromance42069 July 11, 2009
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Fluorescent Adolescent

1. A song by the Arctic Monkeys.

2. a child who, through overexposure to television, movies and music, grows up too quickly and without substance. By the time they are around 13 they believe they are ready for sex, alcohol, and drugs. The later feel remorse for the childhood that they skipped over.
1. Fluorescent Adolescent is my favourite song from Favourite Worst Nightmare.

2. If you let your child sit infront of the tv everynight he's going to become a fluorescent adolescent.
by Sanna C. November 1, 2008
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Fluorescent Hell

A building in which you are obligated to spend 40 or more hours per week and 90% or more of the electrically produced lighting is emmitted from depressing fluorescent bulbs. These places are generally referred to as offices, schools, hospitals, rehabilitation facilities or even jail.
Co-worker 1: Stop walking towards the front door so fast.
Co-worker 2: Huh?
Co-worker 1: I want to soak in as much sunlight as I can before we return to Fluorescent Hell.
by corporate_tool August 23, 2010
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fluorescent

"He who stumbles in darkness with a stick is blind. He who sticks out in darkness ...is...fluorescent..."
"Lose fifty experience"
by Alotar January 2, 2009
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Fluorescent Tan

1. The pale result of working a nine to five job in a typical office setting.

2. Working at a typical office job.
1. When Eric went to the beach, he was very pale because of his fluorescent tan.

2. I have to get up early tomorrow to work on my fluorescent tan.
by Grayson F January 11, 2009
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