by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006
The act of growing a dirty Mexican dirt-stache and then sticking your dick into a light socket so you light up and your mustache hairs stand on end.
Morgan: Yo, bro, I flourescent Mexican-ed myself last night while Joanna was in the shower before I sodomized her with my penis!
Alex: That shit is so sick, man! Nice stasch by the way.
Alex: That shit is so sick, man! Nice stasch by the way.
by Bromance42069 July 11, 2009
If ya don't prefer fermented-flour bread over regular whole-grain but can't be sure of da difference just by sniffin' or lookin' at it, try takin' da sandwich dat yer hippie-pal made fer ya into a tannin' booth to see how flourescent it is before ya go cluelessly chompin' into it.
by QuacksO August 22, 2025