fluorescent
What sticks out in darkness
"He who stumbles in darkness with a stick is blind. He who sticks out in darkness ...is...fluorescent..."
"Lose fifty experience"
"Lose fifty experience"
fluorescent by Alotar January 2, 2009
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Fluorescent
Fluorescent by princess mariee May 13, 2017
Fluorescent
A worker who wears fluorescent shirts everyday, usually also wears a hat, boots, drives a pickup or paneled van.
Fluorescent by Noizyneybuh June 4, 2021
Fluorescent Adolescent
1. A song by the Arctic Monkeys.
2. a child who, through overexposure to television, movies and music, grows up too quickly and without substance. By the time they are around 13 they believe they are ready for sex, alcohol, and drugs. The later feel remorse for the childhood that they skipped over.
2. a child who, through overexposure to television, movies and music, grows up too quickly and without substance. By the time they are around 13 they believe they are ready for sex, alcohol, and drugs. The later feel remorse for the childhood that they skipped over.
1. Fluorescent Adolescent is my favourite song from Favourite Worst Nightmare.
2. If you let your child sit infront of the tv everynight he's going to become a fluorescent adolescent.
2. If you let your child sit infront of the tv everynight he's going to become a fluorescent adolescent.
Fluorescent Adolescent by Sanna C. November 1, 2008
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Fluorescent Hell
A building in which you are obligated to spend 40 or more hours per week and 90% or more of the electrically produced lighting is emmitted from depressing fluorescent bulbs. These places are generally referred to as offices, schools, hospitals, rehabilitation facilities or even jail.
Co-worker 1: Stop walking towards the front door so fast.
Co-worker 2: Huh?
Co-worker 1: I want to soak in as much sunlight as I can before we return to Fluorescent Hell.
Co-worker 2: Huh?
Co-worker 1: I want to soak in as much sunlight as I can before we return to Fluorescent Hell.
Fluorescent Hell by corporate_tool August 23, 2010
Fluorescent Tan
1. The pale result of working a nine to five job in a typical office setting.
2. Working at a typical office job.
2. Working at a typical office job.
1. When Eric went to the beach, he was very pale because of his fluorescent tan.
2. I have to get up early tomorrow to work on my fluorescent tan.
2. I have to get up early tomorrow to work on my fluorescent tan.
Fluorescent Tan by Grayson F January 11, 2009
Fluorescent adolescent
Fluorescent adolescent by jkfgmhjmjllgkmgl July 5, 2007
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