Florp

A species that is nocturnal, lives in a cold environment and is somewhat venomous. Can be a trusty companion when you get to know them. Normally happy unless you mess around with or tease them.

Holy Sh*t is that a wild Florp!

Dude my friend was bitten by a Florp, he almost didn't make it.

by Gravy God September 14, 2019

Florp

1.The cereal and milk you can never finish, and it's always there!
2.Any fluid that your straw can't reach.

Jimmy was very annoyed when florp appeared in his bowl.

by WordDefiner45 November 27, 2016

Florp

To make sexual motions towards one.

Oh shit jermy is Florping you, I can't be near you, sorry.

by Florper January 29, 2019

Florping

The act of masturbating or fapping to Warcraft or WoW related lore.

I can't answer the phone right now I am to busy florping.

by Yaj Dkc January 19, 2012

florp

To alternately press your two hands into your genitals or ass and, while sniffing one, offer the other to a friend to smell.

"Oh - shit - I've been florp-d!" Or "I walked in on the two of them in a bathroom - the one wearing the codpiece was florping the other one very quickly... maybe it was foreplay?"

by Amy Outbreak May 30, 2008

Bottle Florp

When you try to flip a water bottle but fail miserably.

I tend to bottle florp instead of flip.

by Apo11o November 27, 2016

snorkel florp

The act of shoving a snorkle in your bum hole whilst swimming with the aquatic creature by the name of sheep head

My great uncles final wish was to go snorkel florping so we took him and he died.

by JoeTheHobo May 20, 2017