Flurping

When you fart and burp at the same time.

Dude, i just flurped so hard i need to check my pants and i threw up. flurping kind of hurts. that's so college brah.

by Skeet Thinking December 29, 2010

Flurping

Adj. When a wild whore flares her vagina and anus simultaneously, thus, making it appear as if they were having an anxiety attack. It sounds as if someone was attempting to pop a rubber ball.

Jessica was flurping for me last night, she's so talented that she can flurp, and rearrange baseballs in her anus.

by Ms. Nesbitt March 9, 2012

Flurping

The act of Edging for a set amount of time before you shit yourself

Bro you gotta try flurping it was crazy!

by Masterbaiter42 January 8, 2025

purple flurping

When you butt chug a bottle of grape soda

Dude, Sam is fucking purple flurping!

by Thegenuinerage April 22, 2016

flirping

The act of pleasuring oneself to the words of another party's flirtatious phone call, or other form of message, without that party being aware of one's pleasure.

"Dude, I think I'm a dad."
"I didn't know that could happen from flirping. Must've been a good connection."

by Matthew Dix June 10, 2008

flarping

a fatal form of live action roleplay, originating from the webcomic homestuck

she wasn't allowed to go flarping with her friends because her moirail thought it was far too dangerous

by kittenaya February 25, 2013

Flerping

an act of sounding like an alien.

Sarah was making a flerping noise at her cousin.

by Nemo Star April 3, 2019