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Flirtalian 

The one really cocky Italian guy that wants to take all the girls for a nice long ride on his Vespa.
Girl 1: oh that guys kinda cute

Girl 2: oo honey no. He's a flirtalian.
Flirtalian by Cheesecrackers December 14, 2014
An object or assembly that is so poorly made as to be comically flimsy.
That cheap cabinet I bought is so flimsical that one of the doors fell off as soon as I tried to open it.
flimsical by Mr. Producto February 16, 2012
A sarcastic joke which is positively intended, and is mainly used to flirt with the recipient of the joke by using certain information about the recipient that is known to the originator of the joke.
Boy: I’m leaving on a trip tomorrow. Let’s meet when I’m back.
Girl: Oh, where are you heading to?
Boy: Mauritius*, wanna come along?
Girl: Flirtcasm, huh?
*the girl is from Mauritius
Flirtcasm by Mindobye January 31, 2022

Flirtalicious 

When a persons physical attractiveness and or personality makes them irresistible to flirt with.
Damn man, Bredgett is so flirtalicious, I just can't resist flirting her up everytime I see her! Hope her boyfriend doesn't find out!!! He'll kill me!
One of the millions of equally smelly particals that make up a fart
As a scientest who eats alot of burritos, I get a lot of chances to analyze farticals!
Fartical by Mojo King Bee October 24, 2005

Flirticia Fondue 

AMAZINGLY fabulous female impersonator in Western Washington ... classy, talented, gorgeous, hawt, sexy, everyone wants to be like her
"Did you see the drag show last night?"
"Yeah Flirticia Fondue kicked all their tired butts with her sparkling routines!!"

"Did you see Flirticia's outfit?"
"I would kill to get a dress like that!!"
Flirticia Fondue by KMacAttack November 9, 2012
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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