Flopocalypse
Flopocalypse by RealJamesSchmurr February 21, 2019
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fapocalypse
see: "fapture"
Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".
When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.
God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.
Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".
When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.
God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.
fapocalypse by Decavolt March 19, 2010
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Foodpocalypse
Just like the apocalypse, you think your life is going to end if you have to eat all the food that is being served to you during a party. It is not uncommon that the leftovers of a foodpocalypse could save a third world country from starvation.
Foodpocalypse by Grumpycat June 28, 2013
fappocalypse
Guy 1 : Yo dood , stop fapping , or yo gon provoke a reel fappocalypse!
Guy 2: Oh STFU
Big Explosion , followed by complete extintion of mankind
Guy 1: Told yo
Guy 2: Oh STFU
Big Explosion , followed by complete extintion of mankind
Guy 1: Told yo
fappocalypse by Shyrleey December 13, 2010
Flockpocalypse
flock + apocalypse = Flockpocalypse
When a large number of birds dye and fall in the ground for no apparent reason.
Odd event which took place during the first days of year 2011 in Arkansaw, Louisiana, Kentucky, USA and other large amount in Sweeden.
When a large number of birds dye and fall in the ground for no apparent reason.
Odd event which took place during the first days of year 2011 in Arkansaw, Louisiana, Kentucky, USA and other large amount in Sweeden.
Dude 1: Have you seen the news about the flockpocalypse on the TV?
Dude 2: Yeah man! That shit is weird! I wonder if the end of the world is coming soon. Animals always know first!
Dude 2: Yeah man! That shit is weird! I wonder if the end of the world is coming soon. Animals always know first!
Flockpocalypse by Cat Kanobi January 7, 2011
Fatpocalypse
Fatpocalypse by Barnick Stinson December 18, 2016
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.