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fapocalypse 

see: "fapture"

Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".

When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.

God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.
Did you see Jessica last night? She's so hot I swear she'll cause the fapocalypse.
fapocalypse by Decavolt March 19, 2010

Foodpocalypse 

Just like the apocalypse, you think your life is going to end if you have to eat all the food that is being served to you during a party. It is not uncommon that the leftovers of a foodpocalypse could save a third world country from starvation.
Oh my god, I went to a foodpocalypse last night. Our leftovers just saved Darfour from starvation.
Foodpocalypse by Grumpycat June 28, 2013

fappocalypse 

Complete extintion of mankind , caused by intense unstoppable fapping
Guy 1 : Yo dood , stop fapping , or yo gon provoke a reel fappocalypse!

Guy 2: Oh STFU

Big Explosion , followed by complete extintion of mankind

Guy 1: Told yo
fappocalypse by Shyrleey December 13, 2010

Flockpocalypse 

flock + apocalypse = Flockpocalypse

When a large number of birds dye and fall in the ground for no apparent reason.

Odd event which took place during the first days of year 2011 in Arkansaw, Louisiana, Kentucky, USA and other large amount in Sweeden.
Dude 1: Have you seen the news about the flockpocalypse on the TV?

Dude 2: Yeah man! That shit is weird! I wonder if the end of the world is coming soon. Animals always know first!
Flockpocalypse by Cat Kanobi January 7, 2011

Fatpocalypse 

When a fat hoe sit on yo dick.
Big Momma had a Fatpocalypse wit me last night.
Fatpocalypse by Barnick Stinson December 18, 2016

Slopocalypse

A portmanteau of slop & apocalypse, 'slopocalypse' is a term embodying the idea that all fronts of contemporary culture (and society by proxy) are being subject to varying levels of degradation, whether by affect of deliberate malice, or simply just neglect stemming from indifference by the parties involved. The general idea is conceptually related to enshittification, although much greater in scope and not strictly confined to the software or corporate spaces, but more broadly applicable to everything: video games, movies, subcultures/online communities, material products, food, ideas and even people to some extent.

In simpler terms, slopocalypse is the specific phenomenon of continued decrease in quality, fulfillment, and memorability of experiences when engaging with products, platforms, concepts and people, seemingly simultaneous across the board, and with no clear end in sight or promise of things getting better; in other words, an absence of authentic outlets of catharsis with no genuine alternatives on offer.
YouTube commenter A: "Microsoft, Google, Sony, Roblox, and now what, even LEGO and Games Workshop are pushing massively unpopular decisions, all while being entirely anti-consumer and falling on deaf ears when it comes to any community feedback... what is this, the year of the slop?"

YouTube commenter B: "...more like, the slopocalypse
Slopocalypse by GhostObserver August 7, 2026
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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