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fapocalypse 

see: "fapture"

Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".

When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.

God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.
Did you see Jessica last night? She's so hot I swear she'll cause the fapocalypse.
fapocalypse by Decavolt March 19, 2010

Foodpocalypse 

Just like the apocalypse, you think your life is going to end if you have to eat all the food that is being served to you during a party. It is not uncommon that the leftovers of a foodpocalypse could save a third world country from starvation.
Oh my god, I went to a foodpocalypse last night. Our leftovers just saved Darfour from starvation.
Foodpocalypse by Grumpycat June 28, 2013

fappocalypse 

Complete extintion of mankind , caused by intense unstoppable fapping
Guy 1 : Yo dood , stop fapping , or yo gon provoke a reel fappocalypse!

Guy 2: Oh STFU

Big Explosion , followed by complete extintion of mankind

Guy 1: Told yo
fappocalypse by Shyrleey December 13, 2010

Flockpocalypse 

flock + apocalypse = Flockpocalypse

When a large number of birds dye and fall in the ground for no apparent reason.

Odd event which took place during the first days of year 2011 in Arkansaw, Louisiana, Kentucky, USA and other large amount in Sweeden.
Dude 1: Have you seen the news about the flockpocalypse on the TV?

Dude 2: Yeah man! That shit is weird! I wonder if the end of the world is coming soon. Animals always know first!
Flockpocalypse by Cat Kanobi January 7, 2011

Fatpocalypse 

When a fat hoe sit on yo dick.
Big Momma had a Fatpocalypse wit me last night.
Fatpocalypse by Barnick Stinson December 18, 2016