Definitions by RealJamesSchmurr

found the honda civic 

what you hit back with when someone says found the mobile user.

*le browsing reddit comments*
guy 1: R/<insert random sub name here>
guy 2: FoUnD tHe MoBiLe UsEr
guy 3: bruh... FOUND THE HONDA CIVIC

found the honda civic by RealJamesSchmurr June 2, 2020

qlwkejrhtgyfudisoapmznxbcv 

Only the most bored people will find this due to its uniqueness. It is achieved by starting from the Q and L keys and going right and left respectively until you finish all 3 rows.

...this class is SO BORING!
*types qlwkejrhtgyfudisoapmznxbcv

qlwkejrhtgyfudisoapmznxbcv by RealJamesSchmurr December 2, 2019

plokijumhyngtbfrvdecswxaqz 

The final form of boredom. Achieved by starting from the right of the keyboard and pressing the middle key, then the top and bottom keys, and moving left.

Teacher: Okay class, today we're going to write essays...
Me, bored AF: types plokijumhyngtbfrvdecswxaqz

plokijumhyngtbfrvdecswxaqz by RealJamesSchmurr November 21, 2019

soob 

How noobs say sub.

DUDE I HAVE LIKE 10 SOOBS, I AM SO GREAT AT YOUTUBE!

soob by RealJamesSchmurr March 5, 2019

Flopocalypse 

When the Do the flop guy blew up the world.

Do the flop guy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
Guy 2: NOOOOOO IT'S THE FLOPOCALYPSE!
The world blows up

Flopocalypse by RealJamesSchmurr February 21, 2019

last night on earth 

The night before suicide. Only say this if you just lost a million bucks or a similar tragedy occurs.

OH NO I JUST LOST MY JOB AND I GOT DIVORCED< TONIGHT IS MY LAST NIGHT ON EARTH

last night on earth by RealJamesSchmurr January 29, 2019

778-330-2389 

The rickroll number you call when you feel bad.
Because everybody loves to get rickrolled.

hey im feeling bad
*calls 778-330-2389*
i feel better now

778-330-2389 by RealJamesSchmurr December 3, 2018