qqwaezrt

/k' kwā zrt/ The short form of qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp. It exists to make the term pronouncable.
Jeff: The meaning fo life is-
Jim: Stop. I heard what happened to Joe. Go away now!
Jeff: But it's just qqwaezrt.
Jim: *ASCENDED*
by RealJamesSchmurr November 13, 2018
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778-330-2389

The rickroll number you call when you feel bad.
Because everybody loves to get rickrolled.
hey im feeling bad
*calls 778-330-2389*
i feel better now
by RealJamesSchmurr December 03, 2018
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A combination of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. It's so long that a post with it as a keyword will never get viewed.
It means whatever you want it to mean.
Jeff: I think qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp should be a national holiday!
Joe: Huh? Why?
Jeff: Because I learned that qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp-
*hearing the word again made Joe's brain explode*
Jeff: qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp!!!
by RealJamesSchmurr October 03, 2018
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soob

DUDE I HAVE LIKE 10 SOOBS, I AM SO GREAT AT YOUTUBE!
by RealJamesSchmurr March 05, 2019
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plokijumhyngtbfrvdecswxaqz

The final form of boredom. Achieved by starting from the right of the keyboard and pressing the middle key, then the top and bottom keys, and moving left.
Teacher: Okay class, today we're going to write essays...
Me, bored AF: types plokijumhyngtbfrvdecswxaqz
by RealJamesSchmurr November 21, 2019
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last night on earth

The night before suicide. Only say this if you just lost a million bucks or a similar tragedy occurs.
OH NO I JUST LOST MY JOB AND I GOT DIVORCED< TONIGHT IS MY LAST NIGHT ON EARTH
by RealJamesSchmurr January 29, 2019
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found the honda civic

what you hit back with when someone says found the mobile user.
*le browsing reddit comments*
guy 1: R/<insert random sub name here>
guy 2: FoUnD tHe MoBiLe UsEr
guy 3: bruh... FOUND THE HONDA CIVIC
by RealJamesSchmurr June 02, 2020
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