soob

How noobs say sub.

DUDE I HAVE LIKE 10 SOOBS, I AM SO GREAT AT YOUTUBE!

by RealJamesSchmurr March 05, 2019

qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp

A combination of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. It's so long that a post with it as a keyword will never get viewed.
It means whatever you want it to mean.

Jeff: I think qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp should be a national holiday!
Joe: Huh? Why?
Jeff: Because I learned that qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp-
*hearing the word again made Joe's brain explode*
Jeff: qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp!!!

by RealJamesSchmurr October 03, 2018

778-330-2389

The rickroll number you call when you feel bad.
Because everybody loves to get rickrolled.

hey im feeling bad
*calls 778-330-2389*
i feel better now

by RealJamesSchmurr December 03, 2018

qqwaezrt

/k' kwā zrt/ The short form of qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp. It exists to make the term pronouncable.

Jeff: The meaning fo life is-
Jim: Stop. I heard what happened to Joe. Go away now!
Jeff: But it's just qqwaezrt.
Jim: *ASCENDED*

by RealJamesSchmurr November 13, 2018

plokijumhyngtbfrvdecswxaqz

The final form of boredom. Achieved by starting from the right of the keyboard and pressing the middle key, then the top and bottom keys, and moving left.

Teacher: Okay class, today we're going to write essays...
Me, bored AF: types plokijumhyngtbfrvdecswxaqz

by RealJamesSchmurr November 21, 2019

found the honda civic

what you hit back with when someone says found the mobile user.

*le browsing reddit comments*
guy 1: R/<insert random sub name here>
guy 2: FoUnD tHe MoBiLe UsEr
guy 3: bruh... FOUND THE HONDA CIVIC

by RealJamesSchmurr June 02, 2020

Flopocalypse

When the Do the flop guy blew up the world.

Do the flop guy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
Guy 2: NOOOOOO IT'S THE FLOPOCALYPSE!
The world blows up

by RealJamesSchmurr February 22, 2019