10 definitions by RealJamesSchmurr

qqwaezrt

/k' kwā zrt/ The short form of qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp. It exists to make the term pronouncable.

Jeff: The meaning fo life is-
Jim: Stop. I heard what happened to Joe. Go away now!
Jeff: But it's just qqwaezrt.
Jim: *ASCENDED*

by RealJamesSchmurr November 13, 2018

778-330-2389

The rickroll number you call when you feel bad.
Because everybody loves to get rickrolled.

hey im feeling bad
*calls 778-330-2389*
i feel better now

by RealJamesSchmurr December 3, 2018

last night on earth

The night before suicide. Only say this if you just lost a million bucks or a similar tragedy occurs.

OH NO I JUST LOST MY JOB AND I GOT DIVORCED< TONIGHT IS MY LAST NIGHT ON EARTH

by RealJamesSchmurr January 29, 2019

plokijumhyngtbfrvdecswxaqz

The final form of boredom. Achieved by starting from the right of the keyboard and pressing the middle key, then the top and bottom keys, and moving left.

Teacher: Okay class, today we're going to write essays...
Me, bored AF: types plokijumhyngtbfrvdecswxaqz

by RealJamesSchmurr November 21, 2019

found the honda civic

what you hit back with when someone says found the mobile user.

*le browsing reddit comments*
guy 1: R/<insert random sub name here>
guy 2: FoUnD tHe MoBiLe UsEr
guy 3: bruh... FOUND THE HONDA CIVIC

by RealJamesSchmurr June 2, 2020

Flopocalypse

When the Do the flop guy blew up the world.

Do the flop guy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
Guy 2: NOOOOOO IT'S THE FLOPOCALYPSE!
The world blows up

by RealJamesSchmurr February 22, 2019

soob

How noobs say sub.

DUDE I HAVE LIKE 10 SOOBS, I AM SO GREAT AT YOUTUBE!

by RealJamesSchmurr March 5, 2019