RealJamesSchmurr's definitions

plokijumhyngtbfrvdecswxaqz

The final form of boredom. Achieved by starting from the right of the keyboard and pressing the middle key, then the top and bottom keys, and moving left.

Teacher: Okay class, today we're going to write essays...
Me, bored AF: types plokijumhyngtbfrvdecswxaqz

by RealJamesSchmurr November 21, 2019

qlwkejrhtgyfudisoapmznxbcv

Only the most bored people will find this due to its uniqueness. It is achieved by starting from the Q and L keys and going right and left respectively until you finish all 3 rows.

...this class is SO BORING!
*types qlwkejrhtgyfudisoapmznxbcv

by RealJamesSchmurr December 2, 2019

found the honda civic

what you hit back with when someone says found the mobile user.

*le browsing reddit comments*
guy 1: R/<insert random sub name here>
guy 2: FoUnD tHe MoBiLe UsEr
guy 3: bruh... FOUND THE HONDA CIVIC

by RealJamesSchmurr June 2, 2020

qqwaezrt

/k' kwā zrt/ The short form of qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp. It exists to make the term pronouncable.

Jeff: The meaning fo life is-
Jim: Stop. I heard what happened to Joe. Go away now!
Jeff: But it's just qqwaezrt.
Jim: *ASCENDED*

by RealJamesSchmurr November 13, 2018

778-330-2389

The rickroll number you call when you feel bad.
Because everybody loves to get rickrolled.

hey im feeling bad
*calls 778-330-2389*
i feel better now

by RealJamesSchmurr December 3, 2018

Schmurr

n. 1. An overused equivalent to an air horn.
2. (with hierarchy A scale of weirdness, with schmurr-cow being super noob.
Synonyms: meow
Antonyms: le woof, doge

1.Dave: I just got some free money!
Bill: SCHM SCHM SCHM SCHMURRRRRRRRRRR!
Dave: ??

by RealJamesSchmurr October 15, 2018

Flopocalypse

When the Do the flop guy blew up the world.

Do the flop guy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
Guy 2: NOOOOOO IT'S THE FLOPOCALYPSE!
The world blows up

by RealJamesSchmurr February 21, 2019