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floorcest 

Sexual activity with those on your residence floor in a college dorm. Often leads to an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend living on your floor that you may or may not run into when you want to least (ie. drunk at 3am sick on the way to the bathroom)
Those two love floorcest, these walls are paper thin you know.
floorcest by merfoman February 6, 2006

floorcest 

Sexual relations between two people who live on the same floor. Typically used in the context of college dorms. Generally frowned upon.
Jim and Mary have been engaging in floorcest!
floorcest by BKred January 5, 2004

Yellow Floofers 

Not a yellow floofy thing, you sick person.
Mistaking them as such will cause a group of federal officers to come and kidnap you in your sleep.

A yellow floofer is sadly too often mistaken as a yellow floofy thing. For those who truly know the difference, seeing someone who doesn't provokes a strong negative reaction.
Person 1: Is it time?

Person 2: I believe so.

Person 1: Get the yellow floofers.

Person 2: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You FOOL!!!!!!
Yellow Floofers by Jimbobob5536 November 9, 2009

Floofers 

A term commonly used to describe animals with lots of fur or powders such as flour.
Jake: Those dogs are so cute.
Kaci: Oh my god floofers.
Floofers by Flo_Holmes June 20, 2023

floofenshtowza 

another way of saying penis, or dick, or shlong, or tally wacker, or chud
that dumb bitch as a tiny floofenshtowza
floofenshtowza by yims October 17, 2009

floofcist 

hating, criticizing or being otherwise verbally rude about or towards someone or something because of their hair; particularly house pets such as cats or dogs.
"I hate dogs with short, wiry hair"
"stop being floofcist"
floofcist by anonymous August 22, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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