Floofers
Floofers by Flo_Holmes June 20, 2023
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Yellow Floofers
Not a yellow floofy thing, you sick person.
Mistaking them as such will cause a group of federal officers to come and kidnap you in your sleep.
A yellow floofer is sadly too often mistaken as a yellow floofy thing. For those who truly know the difference, seeing someone who doesn't provokes a strong negative reaction.
Mistaking them as such will cause a group of federal officers to come and kidnap you in your sleep.
A yellow floofer is sadly too often mistaken as a yellow floofy thing. For those who truly know the difference, seeing someone who doesn't provokes a strong negative reaction.
Person 1: Is it time?
Person 2: I believe so.
Person 1: Get the yellow floofers.
Person 2: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You FOOL!!!!!!
Person 2: I believe so.
Person 1: Get the yellow floofers.
Person 2: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You FOOL!!!!!!
Yellow Floofers by Jimbobob5536 November 9, 2009
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The floofers
floofers The floofers is when u wash/condition your hair and after it dry’s it get’s really soft and very puffy
Jesus Jimmy, I just got the floofers how am I gonna get this to look good for my date with Carly tonight.
The floofers by Ya boi ehms June 7, 2018
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flooferton by Paul de la Paul June 8, 2017
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