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floorcest 

Sexual activity with those on your residence floor in a college dorm. Often leads to an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend living on your floor that you may or may not run into when you want to least (ie. drunk at 3am sick on the way to the bathroom)
Those two love floorcest, these walls are paper thin you know.
floorcest by merfoman February 6, 2006

floorcest 

Sexual relations between two people who live on the same floor. Typically used in the context of college dorms. Generally frowned upon.
Jim and Mary have been engaging in floorcest!
floorcest by BKred January 5, 2004

Yellow Floofers 

Not a yellow floofy thing, you sick person.
Mistaking them as such will cause a group of federal officers to come and kidnap you in your sleep.

A yellow floofer is sadly too often mistaken as a yellow floofy thing. For those who truly know the difference, seeing someone who doesn't provokes a strong negative reaction.
Person 1: Is it time?

Person 2: I believe so.

Person 1: Get the yellow floofers.

Person 2: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You FOOL!!!!!!
Yellow Floofers by Jimbobob5536 November 9, 2009

Floofers 

A term commonly used to describe animals with lots of fur or powders such as flour.
Jake: Those dogs are so cute.
Kaci: Oh my god floofers.
Floofers by Flo_Holmes June 20, 2023

floofenshtowza 

another way of saying penis, or dick, or shlong, or tally wacker, or chud
that dumb bitch as a tiny floofenshtowza
floofenshtowza by yims October 17, 2009

floofcist 

hating, criticizing or being otherwise verbally rude about or towards someone or something because of their hair; particularly house pets such as cats or dogs.
"I hate dogs with short, wiry hair"
"stop being floofcist"
floofcist by anonymous August 22, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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