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floorcest 

Sexual activity with those on your residence floor in a college dorm. Often leads to an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend living on your floor that you may or may not run into when you want to least (ie. drunk at 3am sick on the way to the bathroom)
Those two love floorcest, these walls are paper thin you know.
floorcest by merfoman February 6, 2006

floorcest 

Sexual relations between two people who live on the same floor. Typically used in the context of college dorms. Generally frowned upon.
Jim and Mary have been engaging in floorcest!
floorcest by BKred January 5, 2004

Yellow Floofers 

Not a yellow floofy thing, you sick person.
Mistaking them as such will cause a group of federal officers to come and kidnap you in your sleep.

A yellow floofer is sadly too often mistaken as a yellow floofy thing. For those who truly know the difference, seeing someone who doesn't provokes a strong negative reaction.
Person 1: Is it time?

Person 2: I believe so.

Person 1: Get the yellow floofers.

Person 2: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You FOOL!!!!!!
Yellow Floofers by Jimbobob5536 November 9, 2009

Floofers 

A term commonly used to describe animals with lots of fur or powders such as flour.
Jake: Those dogs are so cute.
Kaci: Oh my god floofers.
Floofers by Flo_Holmes June 20, 2023

floofenshtowza 

another way of saying penis, or dick, or shlong, or tally wacker, or chud
that dumb bitch as a tiny floofenshtowza
floofenshtowza by yims October 17, 2009

floofcist 

hating, criticizing or being otherwise verbally rude about or towards someone or something because of their hair; particularly house pets such as cats or dogs.
"I hate dogs with short, wiry hair"
"stop being floofcist"
floofcist by anonymous August 22, 2022