floobee 

A woman's boob that is either floppy or flat.

plural: Floobees

I was grabbin' her floobee.

She took off her bra but she had floobees.

floobee by Denny Love August 28, 2006

boob floober 

A boob floober is someone who floobs another's boobs. The action of "floobing" is to place your hand under a boob, then to wiggle around your fingers. If you are getting your boobs floobed, your are not the boob floober, but the floobee.

Male 1: Did you hang out with Becky last night?
Male 2: Yeah she let me floob her boobs!
Male 1: Sick man! I bet youre an awesome boob floober!

boob floober by gay loser baby August 19, 2014

foobeener 

A piece of furniture which can function either simultaneously or alternatively as a foosball table, beer pong table, and dinner table. While it is not necessary, a quintessential and badass foobeener allows for foosball and beer pong (or beirut) to be played at the same time due to its clear top.

Dude, if I make this next goal you have to drink the wash cups from this foobeener.

foobeener by The Singularity August 29, 2009

Floobledoog 

N:

U.K. (Origin; out of my ass)

1. A word used to describe a madman whose method is completely unorthodox but works to great effect.

Mad scientist: "My dear boy, I intend to do the unthinkable...I plan on using electricity to boil water! I will call this contraption...THE KETTLE!"

Laymen: " This, my good man, is an outrage! An outrage I say! You must be some kind of floobledoog!"

Floobledoog by Jo the Jo December 28, 2017

Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.

Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*

Floober Goober by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020

floobies 

Used to describe breasts that are saggy, and floppy.

Man, your grandma's got some wicked floobies.

She'd be hot if it weren't for those floobies.

floobies by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004

Flowbeephobic 

a person who refuses or is unable to receive a haircut from a Flowbee Haircutting System.

Collin is very Flowbeephobic, especially when it comes to getting his hair cut by vacuum.

Flowbeephobic by BoboJones May 16, 2011