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intellectual slavery

the state of being voluntary bound to intellectual servitude as the mental property of an intellectual slaver; the practice of mentally controling a person or group of people by ones thoughts and deeds; the condition of being solely subject to a socialist influency or groupthink; to purposely maintain a person or group in order to reduce their chances for prosperity and remain dependent on Demcrats;
Columbia University is also known as a plantation of intellectual slavery due to the amount of leftist groupthinkers they maintain on campus.

Demcorats and Black leaders rarely encourage their constituencies to improve themselves; thus they remain in a state of intellectual slavery and dependent on Democrats.
by BoboJones April 29, 2011
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political micro-dyslexia

the unintentional mixing of a single letter of a name that results in a similiar sounding but different name of a political figure or terrorist; a condition suffered by U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy in the 2000's when discussing then U.S. Senator Barack Obama and al-Qaeda terrorist Osama bin Laden.
Rush Limbaugh occasionally suffers from political micro-dyslexia on his radio program when he frustrates himself by saying Osama meaning Obama, and vice-versa. For instance, "Osama killed Obama.'
by BoboJones May 31, 2011
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intellectual servitude

the practice of a weak-minded person or group submitting to the logic of the intellectual slavers without question; the inability of a person or group to project their own voice or opinion without the slavers approval, or face retaliation; of being in a non-prosperous state working, or not-working for a pittance of guaranteed security;
Betty's mind was freed from intellectual servitude when she left the union and started her own home business.
by BoboJones April 29, 2011
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Ashoesination Attempt

The throwing of a shoe at a World Leader, or shoeing. In many parts of the World, showing the sole of one's shoe or using shoes to insult are forms of protest.
Both Secretary Hillary Clinton and President George W. Bush have both survived their Ashoesination Attempts, with Clinton being the most recent.
by BoboJones April 12, 2014
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Flowbeephobic

a person who refuses or is unable to receive a haircut from a Flowbee Haircutting System.
Collin is very Flowbeephobic, especially when it comes to getting his hair cut by vacuum.
by BoboJones May 16, 2011
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intellectual freedman

a person that has escaped from the influence of intellectual slavery or forced groupthink.
Bobby became an intellectual freedman when he transferred from leftist Columbia to the conservative Hillsdale College.
by BoboJones April 29, 2011
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obamulate

To wander or wolk about in an aimless fashion; to dither.
Barack has an easy tension to obamulate; especially when it comes to foreign affairs.
by BoboJones April 10, 2011
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