Floober

A flat, floating rock that is very mushy

Oooh, look it's a floober!

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

floober

when you are overly sarcastic

I floobered her so bad, I told her that I didn't know who Lil' Wayne was

by shntrnr March 9, 2015

floober

sweet heart

she was his floober

by tim stevens March 16, 2003

floober

When you are going down on a girl and you sneeze into her cooch.

Jesse's Cooter was so dusty I gave her a floober while I was down there.

by chow-yung-phat January 24, 2003

floober

An oversized marijuana cigarette. AKA, joint.

Yo, pass that floober to the left, man!

by Flaste September 16, 2006

boob floober

A boob floober is someone who floobs another's boobs. The action of "floobing" is to place your hand under a boob, then to wiggle around your fingers. If you are getting your boobs floobed, your are not the boob floober, but the floobee.

Male 1: Did you hang out with Becky last night?
Male 2: Yeah she let me floob her boobs!
Male 1: Sick man! I bet youre an awesome boob floober!

by gay loser baby August 19, 2014

Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.

Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*

by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020