floober

when you are overly sarcastic

I floobered her so bad, I told her that I didn't know who Lil' Wayne was

by shntrnr March 9, 2015

floober

sweet heart

she was his floober

by tim stevens March 16, 2003

Floober

A flat, floating rock that is very mushy

Oooh, look it's a floober!

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

floober

When you are going down on a girl and you sneeze into her cooch.

Jesse's Cooter was so dusty I gave her a floober while I was down there.

by chow-yung-phat January 24, 2003

floober

An oversized marijuana cigarette. AKA, joint.

Yo, pass that floober to the left, man!

by Flaste September 16, 2006

floober

Used to describe someone weird or idiotic.

Friend 1: insert something stupid
Friend 2: "You floober! You're actually stupid."

by ultrabacon March 23, 2024

Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.

Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*

by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020