PATRIOT ACT

Passed by 98 votes to 1 in congress, the only member against the movement being Russ Fenigold of Wisconsin. The legislation is a maze, legible by only the best lawyers. Basically, it blurs the lines on treatment of detainees. It has led to many incidents of Bush strangling America's liberties: over 950 counts of false charges have been recorded under it, many relating to anti-Bush posters etc. It may not look bad but it will lead to the TIA (Terrorist Information Act), which will allow the government to monitor anything from our financial records to what we ate last night. It's like 1984. By the way, counted the number of American terrorist deaths in the past few years, excluding 9/11: ZERO.

Interviewer: Is "1984" what will happen in that year?

George Orwell: No, it's a warning. Don't let it happen.

Alas, it is the beginning of the end unless we vote the security hawks out.

by Bob Johnson July 22, 2004

propane

clean burning, odorless, efficient fuel usually used in cooking and heating.

Hank Hill:You wanna buy some propane or propane accessories?
Customer: yea i just got a new grill.
Hank Hill:ok you can have 2-100 gallon tanks for $220.
Customer: wow thats a lot, and seems expensive.
Hank Hill:No, no! With propane, the sky's the limit!

by bob johnson December 11, 2004

Kofi Annan

The weakest coffee in the world.

If you want a weak, non-threatening coffee with no power, opt for Kofi Annan.

by Bob Johnson May 14, 2005

hugh grant

British actor who adds "erm" in everyone of his lines.

Hooker: Hey wanna suck my tits?
Hugh Grant: Erm, I really erm, would rather suck erm, a penis.
Hooker: Oh you're gay?
Hugh Grant: Erm...yes.

by bob johnson December 12, 2004

baggies

Clear evidence of a doom ho(u)se

Cop: Baggies; I've seen these before! Eyugayaheyui...this is evidence: evidence of...a DOOM HOUSE!!!

by Bob Johnson September 23, 2004

skinny

slang word for niggers in "black hawk down" because they were really malnourished

Skinnies on the rooftop! Get the .50 cal!

by Bob Johnson March 19, 2005

dmyze

A term describing an individual of uncanny domination and ability in various acpects including the opposite sex, day-to-day tasks, and personal aspirations.

dMyzE is so secsy, I want to be him.

by Bob Johnson June 07, 2003