Wooten

Verb; The act of masturbating in traffic, often to those stuck in the same jam.

I'm pretty busy, I'll have to Wooten on the way home tonight.

by Zaz9077 July 01, 2018

Wooten

Kristen's last name. No real good way to say it without sounding extremely southern.

Man: What's your last name?

Kristen: Wooten

Man: Wooen?

Kristen: No, Wooten

Man: Woo uh? Can you spell that?

by jacobaphoto November 26, 2010

Wooten

Opposite of the expression "woot"

Woot: "It's payweek! Woot!"
Wooten: "Gotta pay the bills! Wooten!"

by CWG Brian February 20, 2011

wooten

WOOTEN is a hip word that only the extremely cool people say. If you are bored with the word woot, just say wooten. people like it because it sounds like you are saying party in another language. best said in awkward situations, or when you are fist pumping.

Caroline: yea
Dani: haha
Caroline: yup
Dani: WOOTEN
Caroline: ahahaha WOOTEN! I LIKE THAT!

by Cheesy Wonton May 18, 2011

wooten

woooohoooooo

I am so happy wooten!

by Alom October 03, 2010

Wootened

ghosting out on your friends or rage quitting.

Where's Jason?
Oh. He must have wootened on us again.

by DBD247 May 14, 2019

wooten

Do something gangly.

When he put his feet up on the handlebars he pulled a wooten.

by benc July 30, 2008